Johnny Torque and Jackson Klein have a pretty simple, old fashioned way to settle disputes. Rather than any of that talking out yr feelings B.S. or some of that new age meditation mumbo-jumbo, these guys just go straight to a full on tug of war. Winner stays dry and is right. Loser gets wet and has to suck a dick. Here's the thing: at this point, Johnny knows Jackson can't beat him, so Johnny has gotten into the habit of starting arguments just to get his dick sucked. Have to say, as far as plans go, his is pretty brilliant!