Tropical Gavian Hairdos

The ubiquitousness of the ‘fauxhawk’ amongst the so-called trendsetting homos has baffled me from the onstart of this silly, seemingly neverending fad. This ridiculous hairdo, thought to have been started by David Beckham, has quickly become the gay equivalent of the infamous and always laughable mullet. I’m ready for this thing to die. I mean, when I take one of these boys home, I feel like I need to spread newspaper, fill his seed bowl and make sure he has his mineral beak block tied firmly to the side of the bed.

Ministry of stop the fauxhawk!

Wiki: Fauxhawk