Random Porn: Butt-Naked Butlers

God knows this dump needs a good cleaning. But Waybig’s palatial offices can’t just have some Polish housewife mopping the floors, can it? When we scrape together the money, we’re heading over to ButtNakedButlers.com, even though we have no idea whether they do windows or just each other. BNB promises they are not an escort service; instead, their men are prepped in the finer arts of butt-naked cleaning (lots of polishing, we imagine), butt-naked cooking (eek! Watch the stove!) and butt-naked massage (that’s more like it!). Until then, we’re eager to hear your experiences with naked manservants—and we don’t mean the gimped-out, zippered-up type.