Raging Stallion’s Man of the Year: Remy Delaine

It goes without saying that an 11-inch uncut dick gets you pretty far in life–sometimes, all the way to the Academy Awards. For saucy Aussie Remy Delaine, it’s nailed him the Raging Stallion Man of the Year title for 2006. There’s obviously no sash and scepter with this award – with that cock, who needs another magic wand? – but it does land Delaine in the new RS production Arabesque, a sprawling three-DVD epic that promises more sand in hairy asses than you’d find on an Italian beach.

Co-starring Huessein, Francois Sagat, and Manuel Torres, the elaborate new production gets its own Web site and a downloadable podcast for eager beavers who can’t wait for the flick’s December 25th release. Happy Birthday, Jesus! Now move over, you’re blocking the screen.

Holiday savior: Arabesque – A Chris Ward Feature Film