Celebrity Fit Club 3: Flabby Homos Unite!

VH1's Celebrity Fit Club

VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club may go down in history as the one reality show where no one wants to go down on any contestants – at least not in weigh-in form. The show takes D-listers and makes them lose weight, and in this year’s installment, the show is literally heavy with gay talent. Hm, is talent the word for Chastity Bono and Bruce Vilanch? Cher’s daughter checks in at more than 200 pounds, while the lovely and talented he-man Vilanch tips the scales at 315 pounds. VH1 promises we’ll see the gay stars — along with Taxi’s Jeff Conaway, Tempestt Bledsoe (nee Cosby) and Young MC (can he still bust a move?) — try to jump hurdles, stay on a diet and subject themselves to the ultimate horror of seeing themselves on VH1. You just know you’ll be seeing manboobies every time you turn on the TiVo.