Two screen legends are united at last – this is like Tracy and Hepburn, Gable and Lombard, Liz and Dick – and speaking of dicks… There are a couple of fine specimens here and they happen to be attached to a couple of great performers, who suck, kiss and put on a great show. Then they’re joined by their special friend – that would be me – and you’ve never seen so much sucking in your life. There’s even an attempt to get both dicks in my mouth at once. After that, Jude and Michael enjoy a lively fuck fest and mutual j.o. scene. Needless to say, this is one movie with a happy ending.