JakeCruise: Bo Dean (Jake’s Birthday Surprise)

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

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Jake wrote:

I was a little disappointed I had to work on my 50th birthday, directing a scene between Bo Dean and Seth Sweet. I was getting ready when Jasun popped in on me with the behind-the-scenes camera and said we were about to begin filming. When I opened the doors expecting to find Bo and Seth, instead I’m greeted by my staff and a thunderous “Surprise!” It doesn’t take me long to notice the HUGE present wrapped up in the corner. It looks like it could be a TV or something big, but as I approach it Bo Dean pops out, naked and already rock hard. I knew it was something big!

Bo is aggressive as ever, literally ripping my shirt off, buttons flying off like bullets. Once naked, we attack each other like crazed animals. The lust is palpable within the room. As if Bo couldn’t get any tastier, I put some icing on his cock and ass and deep throat that monster of his. He begins to fuck my face so hard I thought I might die! I can’t imagine a happier ending.

Finally, Bo slips his huge tool in my ass and I immediately begin howling with pleasure. I’ve had a lot of cock in my day, but NOTHING compares to the fuck Bo gives me. Bo is a fuck-machine with no mercy for his prey! After the pounding of my life Bo cums in my mouth (which is even better then the cake from the party). With Bo laying next to me I jerk-off until I pop in my hand.

The party has been exhausting, and I’ll need some time to recover. I put Bo back in the gift box and tape him up till next year. Happy birthday…to me!

junjun says:

first again.

Napoleon says:

I’m surprised how people eating cake around that sight, won’t throw up. They must have seen ALOT of Orca to be so chilled out :/

Anton says:

50th birthday?! Who is this bitch fooling?!

This was nothing but a complete freak show, the cake involved was completely grotesque. Then again this is Orca we’re talking about here. Then they have the gall to eat cake while watching this catastrophe in front of them?!

Bree says:

I can’t wait to read the comments about Jake Cruise. Because it’s fun to read. And it helps me improving my english skill (especially slang english)

fresh says:

I have no words.

The real RJ says:

Those people probably worked in a morgue before, managing not to throw up at that sight… This is beyond weird. And that woman is probably Bo’s something…

mplsmech says:

that chick is bo’s sister. and this is some train wreck that people pass off as art. they probably thanked him for this shit after it was all over. Then they went home and cut themselves. The first picture in this set really captured bo’s true feelings. sadness.

RooBee says:

That’s got to be one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Just pitiful (and repulsive).

pubert says:

If Jake is only 50, he aged extremely badly. My father is 54 and he’s not nearly as flabbly, saggy, and….old-looking as Jake.

And seeing this nauseating spectacle being watched by others makes it even more gross.

Leo says:

Omg I dont know how his friends can nonchalantly eat cake while watching Jake get fucked, How they can keep that cake down is a miracle on its self.

Snoo Snoo says:

WHAT THE FUCK am I looking at!?!?!

Faye says:

The entire photo shoot just reeks and feels like a Jerry Springer show gone horribly wrong. And as much as well intentioned those friends are to get Jake a …’present’ (the bursting out of Bo from the box had me laughing out loud) it is one of those moments where I prefer to enjoy my present alone…AND NOT in front of other people.

The whale has upped the ante on grossness and this is it. Congratulations for hitting a new low Jake. I wonder how the ‘audience’ watching can stomach their cake and at the same time feeling deeply ashamed inside.

XYZ-1 says:

So the big whale turns 50. Yeah right! Try 65. Absolutely disgusting!

jay says:

OMG ITS THE SAME SET OF PEOPLE FROM LAST YEAR’S BIRTHDAY!

mike says:

when I read the read-up that said “Jake’s birthday surpise” I thought “oooh, not feeling too good about THIS update.” If only I had known what was in store.

I wonder if Jake plans on putting out a greatest hits dvd, or should it be called worst hits dvd. he could put the one where the young guy rimmed him and tasted his cum on there, the one where he fisted the young guy and they had sweaty sex, the one where he fucked the young guy and he asked Jake to stop becuase it was hurting. and of course this one would be on there.

ton says:

terrible gift!
nightmareeeee

TC says:

Wow, jake is not the worse looking guy in that room.
If you take away Bo Dean, Jake is actually the “catch” of the group. LOL

evan says:

this is totally gross, eww and just downright wrong. he is way older than 50 — more like 60. totally and completely a turn off

erik says:

man, usually when jakecruise features a model, it ruins the guy for me. this update has actually ruined CAKE for me. crap, am i gonna have to have pie now on birthdays? fuck you, jake, for ruining another of my great loves.

Tom says:

Jake is only 50? He looks at least 10 to 15 years older? Get this man to Cybernetics. Even with too much ink, Bo Dean is one hot guy. Let’s hope he got twice his usual rate for this shoot.

LAChris says:

Wow is all I can say. That must be some really great drugs.

joeq says:

lol @ them all looking bored/weirded out in the background. is that really bos sister?? if so how sad to sit and watch your brother whore himself out with this fat repulsive pig for a little green

mike says:

you have to wonder if Jake is training that black guy to be his replacement when he retires. we may have just ushered in a whole new era of creepy porn.

Alister says:

What!? No.

woah! says:

There.Are.No.Words.

I would be BEYOND humiliation if I were Bo.

Tom Cruise says:

50 is not possible. Isn’t Madonna turning 51 this summer :-)

Josh says:

Fun Orca Whale Facts.. A typical orca whale’s lifespan is between 20 and 40 years though some may live to be 80..and Orcas have distinctive markings of black and white..Does anyone know how to spot a 50(60) year old Sperm Whale? …

Anthony Johannes says:

Happy Birtday Jake !

bbbenjie3 says:

I dream of the same kind of birthday party! Jack is truly blessed! I wish that Jack will invite me to attend his birthday party? But I want Leo G. to be the present for the guest like me! not kidding!!! hahahahaha

Fazz says:

Gz jake :) ….

derrick says:

mazel tov for birthday jake what a show you are the new mr showmanship i salute you deviance

HuluGuru says:

Ok, but WHO is that HUNK and a HALF with the tattoos holding the camera? Get HIM naked next, please!!!! Holy shit… men like that should not be allowed to wear pants.

Von Schlomo says:

Oh, that’s Jaysun, or however he spells his name, from Fratmen fame. No thanks.

daniel says:

The surprise is that there was a load of GHB in the cake. How else can you explain anyone willing to do anything with Orca?

clusterfuck says:

Jake is 50 in WHALE years.

jet says:

I will never forget this horror.

Sifl&Olly says:

Happy birthday, Jake, and many more!

danny101 says:

The guy who was taking pictures or filming jake and do dean was hot.

Jacob says:

I really need to learn that the brain isn’t like a hard drive, which you can erase things from. How the hell do these people eat cake while seeing Jake have sex, and then go home and sleep well at night?

LA Clergy says:

Someone said 50 in whale years, that is about right. Also that is about right everyone is about teh same age group there. Unbelievably gross to see old people getting on but that is at least homogenous as far as age/weight is concerned.

Jake’s fuck scene is like dogs doing it in a field with an audience.

Timster says:

This is SO WRONG in SO MANY WAYS!

Ugh – Thanks for the nightmares tonight!

daniel says:

Seriously, I thought Orca was around 65. He looks really, realy bad for his age. I guess that’s what all the meds do to your body. That, and consuming every beer and doughnut which gets within 3 metres and is sucked in by his gravitational pull. No need to be afraid of the Large Hadron Collider as we already have a black hole.

Tobias says:

As much as I honor Jake and his business acumen and ability to score beefy men for his films, I was utterly and completely stunned to read that he’s only 50. He looks ten years older than that. Time for a workout regimen, a new diet, and even a new facial look.

As for the party going on as Jake and his pal have sex, well, what can anyone right except to each their own. Voyeurism is an honorable thing. After all, every one of us who goes to WayBig is a voyeur.

Garrett says:

Words fail me as to the entire thing. But what words don’t fail me are these: If he’s 50, he’s really a mess.

Brandon 88 says:

There are no words.

Vinnie Niagara says:

Happy Birthday Jake, but 50? Really? What have you done to yourself? I’m a fan, but I would have guessed 60.

daniel says:

@tobias – “business acumen”? Oh fucking please! You studied political correctness in school, didn’t you?

The new facial look Orca needs is a full-length bourka.

WhoraCheri says:

Happy 98th birthday, Jake!!!

Nick says:

Daniel, eat shit you silly fag. How’s that for PC?

meowmix says:

ew, ew, why?!! his face is a lifetime of fail.

Winston Churchill says:

Wow, i mean wow

Jason M in Charlotte, NC says:

50? Really? 50? No way. I would have thought the milestone birthday was 60. I guess he’s abused his body a lot. This is what too much food and not enough exercise does to you. As for the fun and games going on in this sequence, I guess Pin The Tail On The Donkey would have been boring.

Prancer says:

Waybig owes us an apology, because they know they’re wrong for this shit..and Bo ought to be embarassed, because I sure in the hell am ebarassed for him.

ThomT says:

some problems here – “disappointed I had to work on my 50th birthday (which should have been some time around 1988) – I thought you are the fucking boss – you hire these guys to have sex with you so if you were disappointed it was your own stupid fault for not scheduling a day off to sign up for your social security and Medicare –

But imagine how disappointed Bo Dean was when he found out it was Jakes tried old ass he was gonna have to fuck for like the 20th time – but I guess when your selling your ass (or your dick) you can’t be too picky about who’s buying it ….

rlyan says:

When I saw the first picture I thought hurray, it’s Jake’s retirement party and I got all happy and shit! Then I saw it was just another birthday and got all disappointed.

craig says:

Oh good lord. Shoving icing up Bo’s ass and licking it out! Didn’t Bo just bareback Jake a week or so ago?

mountii says:

if Jake can get this shit to happen HE MUST BE OPRAH RICH!

sammyp says:

looks like a high class function to me. what the fuck?! i would have lost my cookies, cake and punch.

eaglescout says:

If Jake is 50, I’m 14…and I’m not 14. What do you suppose was in that creamy frosting?

daniel says:

@nick – that’s much better, thanks!

in the pic of him on his back (6th from the bottom) jake looks like he’s having one of his alzheimer’s moments. perhaps he just forgot he was 73 and thought it was his 50th?

Yancey says:

People actually ATE while they watched this????!!!! I bet they all had to run to the nearest Rite Aid to get Pepto Bismol after that meal!!
50? Puhlleeeeeeeeez. My brother is 50 and he could pass for Jake’s son! No way Orca! You’re at least early 60’s.

daniel says:

In the text Jake writes that Bo popped out of the box “already rock hard”. If he was, then Bo must have been expecting Seth. Notice the first shot of him popping out of the box doesn’t actually show him looking at Orca, and then the next shot of Bo with Orca shows Bo limp. What a horrible surprise, the bitter disappointment clearly visible in Bo’s expression in the first picture of the series.

MM says:

saggy man boobs,flabby ass,crack whore tranny,damon dogg from treasure island on the camera wow what a PARty! damn wish I was invited.50 years- 50 long years, 50 dog years. PUHleeze- that is the biggest load of shit I have ever read in the jake cruise write up. this is sick,twisted and eerily pleasurable.do it again jake do it again for me.

Jono says:

That’s hot. love how he has non-porn actors just watching them two go for it. very nice! I’ll keep my subscription up. keep ’em coming jake!

Diritto says:

Jake is lying about his age. This is a major birthday, but it has to be his 60th. He does not look 50. There’s no way he’s 50. He’s too haggard looking. He looks like a sloppy 60. Truth be told, I’ve seen 60-year olds who look much better than Jake does. As for the sexual stuff going on, well, it really is a matter of who cares? I’m not bothered that people are watching him, but am bothered that this is on Jake’s website which charges for this stuff. That said, I also want to say that this is a boring sex sequence and wildly uninteresting.

Alfredo says:

This is disgusting in more ways than can be counted.

LOLman says:

Yeah, I find it hot that he has people watching. I don’t understand where all this Jake hate comes from. All he does is run a website, and it’s not like he’s making you come here and look at it.

Really people, after the 49278324234th post, it does get tired seeing all you people desperately trying to be original in your insults against him. I mean, I think it’s pretty fucking obvious Jake is older and does not have the body of an ‘amateur’ porn star…

One thing I do know is that the man richer than me, having sex with guys leagues hotter than the ones I get, and is doing what he loves… I’m a slight bit envious.

Prince says:

Yeah yeah lolman. Now as us sane folks where saying…

Anton says:

LMFAO! @ Prince!

Brian says:

I like the camera man!

Jake Shrek says:

Is this his Centennial Birthday Celebration?
For sure Jake put this black whale on purpose making me not the most ugliest whale on the group…
I just wondered how Bo could sleep at night after seeing 2 horrifying witches.

Troll Patrol says:

Words fail to express how I truly feel. The ass licking of the frosting from Bo’s ass was too much, it was fine before that. But Jake has pretty much ruined cake, and birthday parties for me. How creepy that all those people are just sitting there eating cake. Ugh.

Ivan says:

yep LOLman after the 49278324234th post it’s truly amazing to find people who come here and try to defend this kind of low rent porn – it’s like a train wreck where you know you shouldn’t look but you just have to. and don’t bet on Jake being richer than you are because time are hard for many of these sites (some of the porn web merchants are now selling Jake’s DVD’s for as low as $4.98 – believe me times aren’t good when your $29, $39 & $49 merchandise hits the bargain bin at less than $5 – but for $5 they do make a great GAG gift (in the most literal sense). certainly there is a market for this stuff but I would imagine it’s becoming more and more narrow as time goes by.

DCGayboy says:

Where did the Fatman find Fat Albert?

Josh says:

Wish someone would fart some cake into the SPERM WHALE’s face!

Dan says:

His usual vids don’t bother me but that one was just ewwww, in every way.

mike says:

a better name for this update would have been “office party from hell.”

Jodan says:

What the fuck is this shit? I’ve honestly never laughed at porn before but this is hilarious. Fucking old nasty as fuck perv and his fat retarded staff eating cake. What the holy fuck. They actually released this?

Jodan says:

Haha I seriously can’t stop laughing. That black man is so funny.

woah says:

I wounder if people pay for the updates Jake is featured in.

Edward says:

Someone once suggested that the way to find the most popular porn was to look at the number of comments. Well, here we have 82 and counting. I wish my birthday parties were this merry; I have been laughing to the point of tears.

That staff must be so deadened to this.

Noel says:

The minute I saw this, my first thought was on the kind of comments I could expect to see on the message board. I was ROFLing reading the responses!!! Thanks guys for not disappointing. I think I almost look forward to JakeCruise updates just to read the comments. It’s amazing how he repulses so many guys, yet we all some how keep coming back for more! Amazing…

bradshaw says:

I’m blind ! I’m blind !

avran makunbe says:

when i see so great gift together monsters and and black bears(sex like a pig),i think to myself:the end is near!

DC says:

Is that Al Roker in the background?!

dhien says:

jake I like it u for ever

hotn9 says:

Fifty??? That’s something to look forward to. Maybe parts of him are 50 but what about the rest? With all the money he is making you think he could at least afford a Thighmaster and some Slimfast.
One word: Yikes!!!

diklee says:

All of the commenters who say Jake looks like he’s more than 50, this is how 50 looks like without roid, wax or if you actually have money not to give a shit about how you look like.

I bet most of you spend too much time in low self esteem room to actually notice how real people look like in real life.

Losers.

Sexe says:

Gross.. The only thing i like about this is Bo Dean… Jake just keeps getting old doesn’t he?

Hotty says:

I wish Bo could be MY birthday present.

Travis says:

I would have thrown up that cake looking at him. This guy is nasty. I guess it does give fat disgusting guys in their 90 hope that if they have money they can get laid.

aris says:

i love you bo dean and do sex with you and jake cruice together…..

EZPay says:

if u hate Jake Cruise so much why do u come on here every week to talk shit. Shut the fuck up.

Richie says:

I love Bo´s legs muscular calves
i can suck his dick every time he want

Marc says:

My dad is 53 and he is BUILT like Bo. The only way a fat ass like Jake can get laid it to start a porn “studio”.