ChaosMen: Simon II (Solo)

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMenSimon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen


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Simon is full on gay guy who has a pretty mundane day job. Some nights he dances at clubs for extra cash, and everyone is always telling him he should do porn. He was looking for something more exciting to do.

He has a great body from years of gymnastics and is also pretty darn flexible. Simon says he doesn’t work out, but is “coasting” on the build he got from gymnastics. Grrr!

Simon has a lot of tatts, but I dunno, I think they are kind of cool looking on him, and with his bald head and mixed-heritage, it makes him all the more exotic looking. He has big whopper of a cock on him, though he says he likes to be dominated and fucked however the guy wants him.

His cock pre-cums a lot and he plays and licks up the juice in the video.

Simon’s load is amazing and must have tasted good as he drizzled it into his mouth!

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danni says:

nice body and dick, but not the prettiest of face. gonna pass

carey579 says:

Body WOULD be okay without the tats but the face is just unsuitable even for porn!

moondoggy says:

Send Carmine packing (if you haven’t already) and get Vander’s dick in this guy’s ass, stat!!!

moondoggy says:

I wish Cruz wasn’t a related link. I’d rather not be reminded of his existence. I am furious with them for not using him again.

mitsaso says:

Cruz will be back to get fucked around xmas, I saw a promo picture somewhere ;)

moondoggy says:

If that is true, I would not only suck *his* dick, but yours for telling me about it.

dio says:

Damian Taylor’s (stoopidly) tatted-up, balded-headed bro? ;-P

Timrod says:

Yes, give us Damian!

Orion Hunter says:

Ha!! Just last night, I wrote the following on this blog: “If you’re attractive and a little darker (skin and hair), and of an indeterminate heritage, then you’re more likely to be labeled as “exotic”…”

Then, lo and behold, there’s THIS little nugget in Simon’s “backstory”: “Simon has a lot of tatts, but I dunno, I think they are kind of cool looking on him, and with his bald head and mixed-heritage, it makes him all the more exotic looking.”

If you’ve ever done *ANY* traveling across these great United States (or hell, even managed to turn on a tv in the last couple of decades – never mind the whole world that’s at your fingertips and immediately accessible courtesy of the ‘net), you’d know that Simon here is about as “exotic” as mom’s apple pie.

We have got to get over this fetishization of black and brown people. And Bryan really has got to get out more.

Simon is sexci a/f and deserves a return shot. But I have the sneaking suspicion that he’s a “one and done.”

clusterfuck says:

Thanks for the laughs!

Bradster says:

That face is just plain funny looking

PornJock says:

He’s definitely got an interesting look. Not unattractive to me but not getting me terribly excited either.

Btw, waybig missed a CM post about the Ginger twink solo before this dude.

moondoggy says:

Ooh, thanks for that. The ginger has a nice dick from what I can tell in the small pics.

endeeeff says:

He’s got a dome on him, but dermal piercings and tattoos aside, he’s got a sweet ass that needs to get fucked. If y’all don’t want him, I’ll take him.

Fazz says:

I cant stand Bald head + facial hair. It just looks so fucking awful. Plus the tats, I mean seriously? :( No please, dude, no.

agenttexas says:

+1

Juan Diego says:

IMO he’s hot. He would be yummy with more hair and much less ink.

jag2power says:

I surprised no one has really mentioned what damage that big ass black cock could do on some funky pink hole, but instead he’s a bottom. LOL!

Jonny Marzetti says:

Body yes, face and tats a big NO. So overall, forget it, Bald is almost always an automatic NO for me, unless maybe the guy has an extremely cute face.

Jonny Marzetti says:

Actually, he looks like and escapee from SX video.

FTLRSW says:

He’s got a HUGE Head…….whew

Fireball says:

lol Chaosmen descriptions are always about how ‘straight’ the guy is but when the dude has a gay-ass name like Simon they decide to just go with it lmao

pubert says:

He’s got the roundest head I’ve ever seen. Looks like a giant 8 ball.

Daniel says:

Is he hearing a bald cap? Jeesus.

JJorden says:

Do all these guys try to get the ugliest tattoos or is it by accident?

PornJock says:

These guys are just “artistic” and “current”. Lolz

Timah says:

He would look so much better with hair. I hope they find the cure for baldness in the next 5-10 years, some guys just can’t pull it off.

On another note… damn, that body is hot.