Men.com’s 5-Year Anniversary Teaser

marcuz86 says:

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Scrapple says:

Five years already? It seems like only yesterday Johnny was playing a straight, jailbait looking twink who gets coerced or forced into taking dick and other various phallic objects while his face contorts in abject horror. Wait, I think that did happen yesterday.

Armybrat says:

I don’t care who in the hell is in a scene with Johnny , if he’s there you can count me out. There nothing appealing about him plain and simple .

No_No_No_Yes says:

Umm my worst dates were hotter than most of their scenes, The so called high budget (LMMFAO) scenes included. Serious balls though to put this spoof on for the 5 year mark. Way to remind me why I quit you long ago. Thanks.

Now if ya’ll could just hurl Nica Noel and that fucking twat of a literary assassin Marc MacNamarra off of a lear jet at 30K ft with no chute, we still won’t be even but I will feel some joy associated with your site. You will be the guys who killed the people who killed your site.

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact Marc actually had the gonads to refer to those impossibly bad parodies as “High Budget” or the fact the village idiot slapped his name in the credits playin like THAT meant something. The fact he hasn’t shaved Diefro’s head in his sleep alone justifies the ejection from the plane.

Now, all that said. I’ve had a long day – THIS SHIT.. not even mildly amusing. If they make Paddy fuck Vapid I am never going to be able to look at Paddy the same way again. He will be spoiled forever. Fucking assholes.

Billy C says:

WEAK. I can’t think of anything else to say.

L. T. says:

I fucking hate that Tyler Sweet doesn’t do porn anymore. He was a fantastic bottom.