GayHoopla: Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli

Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla

Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla
Derek Jones Fucks Caden Carli at GayHoopla

Derek Jones and Caden Carli at GayHoopla

Caden Carli is our newest model who’s here to bottom but Dirty Derek Jones. Derek literally made Caden Carli his little bitch. He bent the twink over and dicked him down just for his pleasure. Derek loved getting his cock sucked hard then rimming Caden’s tight hole. As soon as he got to squeeze between his cheeks, he went balls to the wall. Derek fucked Caden until he came, then fucked him some more… very hard.

Derek Jones and Caden Carli at GayHoopla

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sam my says:

So he’ll be taking Neal’s place, as the twinky bottom?

No_No_No_Yes says:

One can only hope.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Well hello there Caden with a “C”! I am diggin the whole clean cut kid look.. (I like nothin better than dirtying up clean cut boys), I am REALLY diggin that there was no bog long stupid write up telling the world how straight he is. Caden with a “C” – I am quite smitten with your little bubble butt and – well yeah pretty much everything. A+ to GH, you made my YEAR with your non-write up. I will wait for Scrapple’s.. he calls it pretty much how it is.

OH – ha PS Derek baby you are lookin crazy fine..

No_No_No_Yes says:

WTF. I know I posted to this.

Louisbb says:

Cunt say anything against Derek’s fine ass, that’s for sure

1234 says:

Agreed. I like this tall twinky bottom; he has a nice fuckable ass and no titties

No_No_No_Yes says:

His ass is a total 10. He is like the science geek kid in high school everyone always wondered about lol.

Sask says:

I wonder if Derek Jones gargles before he goes home to the li’l woman and gives her a bit sloppy kiss after rimming out a twink’s ass. Who knows, maybe she likes a little second hand flavor.

sanfv says:

Probably. TBH.

Sask says:

Broaden the definition of ass-to-mouth? ATMM (ass-to-mouth1-mouth2) or ATM^2 [ATM(squared)]. Hot or not?

No_No_No_Yes says:

OH you missed pussy to ass to mouth back to pussy, on to kids. Yeah grossed myself out with this one.

Bob Bilbert says:

what’s with all the hate? Did I miss something? Did he trash gay sex like SC’s Dean?

Sask says:

Nowhere are hateful words used in my comment. What is wrong with asking a simple question about how others might live their lives? What is wrong with wondering how so-called gay-for-pay people with partners do what they do while having others’ lives to consider while they do it?

From various sources, we know that Derek Jones has a wife and kids, and a criminal record. Most women would resile from the fact that their male partners engage in homosexual activities. Some don’t. Most males who engage in homosex while living in a typical marriage keep that as a secret from their partner. Many divorces have resulted from that when the activities are discovered. Clearly, that cannot be the case for a model like Derek Jones. Some people would like to know how a relationship like that functions.

We can learn a lot from reading what really goes on in the porn world from some of the disclosures that appear here. I find it fascinating.

You don’t need to read my comments if you find them not to your liking. But I have a right to make them, just like everyone else does.

sanfv says:

Strangely enough, maybe, the more I think about it! many models have little “rituals” that happen pre, during and post production.Some listen to music, Colten Gray does yoga, Adam Ramzi plays his guitar/sings and many workout to the point of exhaustion after a scene. I dated a man who was very closeted and after sex, he would gargle mouth wash and even swallow it ( pun very intended). This would culminate into taking a hot shower on the highest setting that was pretty much scalding. It was a way of him “cleansing” himself from the gay sex he just had. I imagine that many of these models do something similar if they have the same hang ups and I imagine it’s more intense since there’s video proof of them doing the deed.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Yep – like the bitch that would suck my dick, and loved getting fucked but kissing was too gay. There really is a story for every closeted homo.

Sask says:

Been there, done that. I once had a one-off with a guy who sucked my dick so hard it nearly came off. And that was it. Never saw him again. Probably he crawled back into his closet and only came out at the local beat every so often when the wife and kids were busy.

No_No_No_Yes says:

LOL! Yeah – I had one that catfished me, he was way younger than his profile and pictures said.. but he was HOT so I was like well – wtf. Then as he is leavin he tells me “Yeah if we run into each other and I am with my GF you have to act like you don’t know me..” Well, bitch we met 10 minutes ago so that ain’t a stretch – but your GF?! Then two weeks later he invited me to his graduation party.. I’m like COLLEGE right? Yeah.. no. Fuck me. So a week after that someone is blowing up my phone and hanging up for a weeks straight. I am guessing he got busted but I never did find out for sure.

Sask says:

My bet is just about all of us have a story of two to recount. This is one reason why some of us tend to be very critical of some of the models who do effectively the same stuff, eg. suck and fuck or just fuck, but protest, “It’s just a job, I’m not GAY!”, for fear of losing their hetero-male status and entitlements. They can have them, but stay out of my sphere. Life is too short to carry their baggage with them, or be a party to their deceit. It may be a different situation if the GF is aware or party to it all, but my guess is that is pretty rare.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Hun they are onto it. Unless they are stoned the fuck outta their damned minds, or so entrenched in denial they live in a fucking dream world. I mean really – how any woman can watch Vadim squirm down on a 9″ dick, moaning “Oh yeah, just like that” and still think it’s just a job? Sorry bitch, I call bullshit.

sanfv says:

I cannot for the life of me, even begin to believe they many of these GF wives, which always are partnered with conservitibe or homophobic models might be okay with what is going on with a career choice other if they have no prospects, like Derek, who with all his felonies at 18, has doomed his work prospects for his entire life depending on state. I think they make it work somehow because they are cognizant of what he can and can’t do. And if my source is correct, she has also worked as an escort at one point since one of his ads did say him and woman as a couple was an option.

I believe many of the models are lying to their gf, and when outed, the gf believes them. Another thing I’ve seen, are lavendar relationships like Sean Cody tanner and his gf and Sean Cody David and his.

Sask says:

I agree. I can understand the lack of career choice after making stupid life choices. Examples immediately coming to mind are Derek, Jake Davis, Dennis West. Life is cruel that way, but we all are supposed to learn the rules, both legal and social as we grow up so one reaps what one sows. But I have difficulty understanding other situations. I’d be happy to learn more.

Sask says:

Human sexuality is a fascinating thing. When you grow up in a “nuclear” family situation you think of sexuality in pretty black and white terms, especially if it is overlaid with religious constructs. And then some of us find out we are a little different because we like boys instead of girls, and some girls like girls. Over time, for some not long, for others years or never, you come to grips with who you are. And then you start reading porn blogs and not much makes sense. I’ve reached the stage where I’m happy with “I am what I am” and that life is pretty good. But I’m keen to know more about how others are what they are and how they manage being more than a little different. What I do not accept is hypocrisy and I will always call that out and be a critical cunt (to some) when I see it. That is why I appreciate and enjoy the Tea. To some it is gossip. To me, it helps to reveal the scope and mosiac of sexuality (as well as being a bit of fun).

Sask says:

I suspect that the date’s behavior is pretty common with guys in denial. Have to feel a bit sorry for him, but also understand that he grew up with all sorts of pressures to make him that way.

It’s life imitates art imitates life in the sense that women are portrayed in movies in the shower trying to wash away the pain from rape, which is what women do in real life.

Until society can fully grapple the variation in sexual desire, scenarios like this will repeat endlessly. And there is a long way to go.

In the meantime, keep up with the Tea. It helps us more conventional types to understand what goes on in the real world.

sanfv says:

I’ve always found subjects like this intresting. And to be honest, I like doing theory, in addition to shade and tea here since my career as an journalist went kaput. When I was working a story about the gay men in MMA, I interviewed many people regarding the “rituals” the donto cleanse themselves after they do something they don’t enjoy, or in this case, society is not permitting them to enjoy.

I interviewed many people, gay, bi , straight, what ever and men in addition to women. Boundaries and personal borders were different from each individual. I spoke to a man, who thought it was completely okay for him to be sexually assualted in clubs after passing out . From his experiences, that was just “how gay men got down”. On the other side of that coin, I spoke to someone who held heteronormative relationship goals but was gay and forwent relationships because in his opinion “didn’t know who would wear the dress”.

I interviewed Brazilian fighters ( one was the guy I was seeing) and culturally, as long as you were masculine, didn’t bottom and didn’t suck dick, you could argue that you were still heterosexual, even if they only engaged in gay sex. The words top and bottom were synonymous with gay and straight.

I’m starting to see that as an emergence here in different forms. Sexuality is alrwdy complicated and society bombarding people with what is “normal” leads to people leading toxic and in many cases , double lives, many of them in denial.

Sask says:

Have you enough data to publish? It would be a valuable contribution if you wrote it up and published.

sanfv says:

I have a non disclosure with two corporations that the interviews, names , data cannot be used, since in their opinion, would lead to an outing of some big name MMA fighters. I was stopped in my tracks. Shortly after, UFC’s ultimate fighter tv show caster Dakota Cochrane as a way of posturing the public introduction of someone “gay”, or in this case, a straight G4P Sean Cody model, as an introduction to the public. He was poorly received, and this was a married Christian man with a family and porn past. They purposely tainted the well in order scare off anyone from coming out.

It was never my intention to out anyone, and it was my boyfriend of the time who had agreed to come out publically. They killed it even before I could finish a polished draft. They gutted so many things out of it that it’s basically useless. I’ve tried using what’s left over into a diffent story, but it’s something sour for me. I’ve sold tiny portions and interviews with porn models ( MMA fighters would hire escorts like crazy), some gay and many “G4P” , to journalists but have yet to see them do anything with it.

That might change if a fighter goes rogue and comes out on their own but I don’t see that happening for decades. I know TMZ has photo and video proof of some of the fighters I got to know and even some of the more recent fighters, but just like Cristiano Ronaldo, the people that they work are financially able to kill stories at the drop of a hat. Lawyers are shady as hell, and perhaps if I didn’t have a child I would’ve reconsidered and stuck to my guns but I didn’t want them to kill all my career prospects for the rest of my life.

Sask says:

A wise choice, in the current (and not changing) litigious society. Very seldom can one apply resources to something that could be very valuable for the public interest. In days of olde, “public interest”, “advancing knowledge”, etc could be the desired outcome of much publicly funded research. When private money is involved, there are always commercial interests to protect and private interests will almost always trump (in old sense of that word) public interest. This type of situation is a clear example of why the battle is not won for people of diversity. And that is why Tea should always be served because it exposes hypocrisy at the least, and helps others make more informed decisions, sometimes possibly even saving lives.

sanfv says:

Thank you! The anonymity online allows me to walk in the valley of ambiguity and release some “details” of my work that other avenues have not permitted, or accepted. Funny how that happened on a porn site rather than all the MMA places I used to frequent. It’s really funny since gayporn and porn in general are such indicators for what our mainstream
Culture is and it’s connections to identity politics is astounding at times, as if porn is some sort of litmus test on where we are as a society in the states . If you look at tea spilled here vs tea spillled in Europe, you’d be surprised how they vary and that may be tied to how we as Americans carry ourselves, and in regards to LGTBQ, it’s not pleasant at times.

paultacoma51 says:

You have a child? I’m even more impressed with you than I already am.

paultacoma51 says:

So that’s why my closeted ex was such a gargler, lol!

Scrapple says:

I’m sure there’s no kissing involved. Probably more like the opening of the Jetsons, where Derek comes home and everyone puts their hands out.

Topher says:

I clicked to open this update because both guys have pubic hair, which is sexy to me, and rare in gay porn these days. I’m not against a bit of manscaping. But, almost hairless pits, pubes, and torsos have become the norm. I see the come on picture of a hot man, then scroll down to him dropping trou, and more often than not he’s either shaved smooth, or there’s ugly stubble. More and more I’m watching older scenes from the sites, or retro gay porn. To be clear though, unfortunately, although the pubic hair looks good on these two, neither does much for me.

DaveAtom says:

Oh yes. Nothing worse than shaved pubes or armpits.

Ivan Jimenez says:

I hope Derek bottom & eat cu after his girlfriend pegs his asshole after bottomming for twinks & jocks alike.

BTW, when’s Sean Costin bottomming for Brady Corbin & then finish sucking him off?

No_No_No_Yes says:

This.

sanfv says:

It was a long, “hard” holiday season for Derek and family. Be kind y’all.

emercycrite says:

Major oldface.

sanfv says:

Oldface yes and no. Many bodybuilding diet revolve around you cutting, bulking, lean-ing, etc. Some diets do that to your face temporarily. He looks slim in this vid so if he”s cutting the face will reflect that because you’re depriving it of many things. TBH when he’s not cutting he looks good for some one who is 30 and with kids.

Louisbb says:

Wow the lamb is vicious tonight…

No_No_No_Yes says:

Put on your helmet baby – bitches be tossin the good cutlery here tonight.

Louisbb says:

Is this even the same Andrew?
Bitch, we have an imposter alert!

No_No_No_Yes says:

I know right? Well still waters and all. Remember, this is how Trump got elected. People hang back and don’t speak their mind – then all the sudden BAM. Lid off can worms everywhere.

Sushi says:

Pretty nice. Certainly can’t top with that tiny dick. If you can’t deep throat that you are not even trying!

Baka Guy says:

I would like to try :)

DaveAtom says:

Derek is hot. That’s it.

Cubankid says:

Sanfv is funny:) I’ve been on this site since 2011 and he’s the first person to ever speak his mind and not go along with the majority. I love that.

sam my says:

He aight

Miloš Del Rey says:

Some people on this site are so damn boring and bitter. They’re probably conservatives with terrible sex lives. I legit look forward to Sanfv’s comments, atleast those are entertaining.

Marik Ishtar says:

There was a study a couple years ago that said conservative republicans have the best sex lives.

sanfv says:

Thats because they are nasty and get to do blood orgies!(Lucky bastards!)

sam my says:

And golden showers like their leader

sanfv says:

Hey, if Vadim Black peed on me and Russia told me I’d have to become president in order for that video not to come out, I’d do what ever Putin would say lol

ShyGuy says:

Okay, Caden needs a haircut. It’s telling they didnt offer him a solo vid… the twinky gay guys on Gay Hoopla like Neal go straight to bottoming.

GoGo says:

LaEl and Dmitry must be going “omg one of our paid blog post has never gotten this many comments, they must really be loving our new scene” Only to find out that someone just got their panties in a twist over nothing….
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa15d137e7eafe62fb89bfe90f0a3e2754a1225222ee9bafea4d9ec4b118cb6d.gif

marcuz86 says:

I like this pair.

Scrapple says:

I’m not sure how I feel about iCarli. She can take a dick and all, but it’s like the head and the body don’t match. And someone needs to snatch that thirsty “I’m a Belieber” wig. He does have pass around bottom potential.

Derek is looking very “well rested” and healthy here. Good for him. Whatever he’s doing (or not doing) he should stick with it.

David says:

Derek is looking hotter than usual in these pictures 👀I never paid that much attention to him

Dev.C says:

More straight men having less than mediocre gay sex, how revolutionary.

GayCock4U says:

isn’t that like the entire premise of that site? lol

kctx says:

Why are there so many comments re a Gay Hoopla scene?
Better looking than Neal, good body, maybe a better haircut would make him look even better.
I don’t like Derek at all.

sanfv says:

I might’ve hacked a phone call they had with wb.
“Hello?! Yes, this LaEl! It’s an emergency! Those fucking gays killed the Dirty D jones and new twink scene! We thought we were millionaires but no one bought a membership!”

Brandon85 says:

Derek is looking good again.

Zombieking says:

I don’t like Caden Carli at all , he don’t fit with Gayhoopla standard , especially when I look at Paul Tiller; Taylor Shift, Collin Simpson, Jason Keys,Tyler Smith,Sean Costin ect… Carli is just a “NO” , no more ! we already have Neal Perterson who ruine all his scenes… I want Jason to go-bottom

David says:

Alright I keep looking at these pics. Derek should keep that hair, tan, and facial hair. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/71f32f5250f6793696a0ad44534fa22c4761bc3bd4b2f1d119a4656eaa1da026.gif

sam my says:

But youre a cool mom

sam my says:

Exactly, youre Regina George’s mother. Wasn’t she tellin the kids to drink and do drugs with her in her house? Lol

sanfv says:

That’s a whooooole lot of pussy on that writeup. 😘

No_No_No_Yes says:

LMMFAO!

Billy C says:

JUST SAY NO! to twinks!!! But Derek, that’s one fine piece of beef!

jkc says:

Does the sound cut out through most of the scene for anyone else?

paultacoma51 says:

Derek needs to stay out of the sun & take care of his skin. He’s looking older than I’m sure he is. But he’s very attractive, and has a really nice ass.

No_No_No_Yes says:

I posted this elsewhere but it occurs to me I may have to plaster the internet with it.

For those of you who can’t seem to wrap your thick skulls around the antics in these threads:

We get together to dissect what we see – poke fun where we can, and generally have fun with it. There is a crowd who seems to swing from the bullshit laid down as if it were the holy grail, and seem to get butt hurt at any suggestion there is a ton of bullshit under the backstory. Really who the fuck cares, it’s porn. You tell me your straight, and doing this for money.. ok, you’ll have to excuse me if my eyes happen to notice you are A) In supreme denial. B) Delusional. C) Obviously being used to sell an illusion. OR D) Actually sucking at life so badly you really ARE sucking dick for money because you are to lazy and dense to find a real job.

There have been precious few REAL examples of item “D”, at least those that went on to do gay scenes. They are pretty easily identified, as it was maybe one or two scenes and you never saw them again. It’s the same pretty much everywhere, with the exception of ass clowns like Jimmy Johnson – who really did actually suck at life and – well blah blah blah.

We get the title “Mean Girls” for pointing out the obvious and having some fun with it, I am okay with that. Bitches if you REALLY take all this bullshit that seriously, you need to be medicated. In some cases maybe even institutionalized. It really isn’t that serious.

Gay guys get bored and talk mad shit, sometimes inject truth, often bedazzle it with humor. Alert the media. If my fun gets in the way of your delusion, I suggest you do the logical thing and block my ass. It really is that simple. BAM no more NNNY and life is a pretty picture again. Lookit you bein all pro active in protecting your dream. I won’t miss you because chances are I wasn’t here for you to begin with.

As for the rest of you fuckers, you can look forward to more of my unbridled bullshit. At least until such time as I get weak between the ears and boyfriend up again… at which point for every missing post some lucky fucker is catching 8″ of ME in his ass. YES.. think about that.

sanfv says:

Hold up, 8 inches?

Tell me more about yourself… it’s for science god damn it!

No_No_No_Yes says:

I fuck like I write…

No_No_No_Yes says:

PS – yes.. that makes me a crazy fucker.

CA says:

Ha, dude, I think you misunderstood my comment. You can be as mean as you want to be and you don’t need to explain your behavior to me or anyone–it’s nothing we haven’t seen or encountered at the local bar Friday night.

Billy C says:

LOL SO true!

No_No_No_Yes says:

You know – I wasn’t singling you out, just calling it like I see it.

sanfv says:

They are enjoying him every night! He is a prostitute after all! :)

sanfv says:

I am programmed to be nasty though. But Miss sanfv https://media3.giphy.com/media/oOhg6RQmcmAeY/giphy.gif

Alann6 says:

Don’t pay any attention to him, Andrew… He tries to scare everyone who doesn’t like his nasty comments, by giving them that message. He thinks it scares people.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Yep cuz when your wheels are spinnin the I’m made of rubber your made of glue thing always works. Henny let me tune you up a shade here, if Derek was a vestal virgin he sure as fuck picked a bad venue to show it off huh. Now run along. Your objections have been duly noted and files under “G”.

No_No_No_Yes says:

That’s not true, she is a total bitch.

Louisbb says:

Did it work?

No_No_No_Yes says:

WTF.. it speaks LOL! Well Andrew is obviously quite smitten with you. Bitches be gettin all serious up in here tonight!

Quinton Jackson says:

Don’t come for him. He’s just serving true TEA. Only the weak and sensitive can’t handle it.

sanfv says:

I know girl! It’s just porn and shade at the end of the day.

No_No_No_Yes says:

I think it is something in the air. Like all the sudden these critters are getting all uppity over the stupidest shit.

sanfv says:

I also serve lemonade honey!

Quinton Jackson says:

Gurl, these tricks have been trying it as of late. WB clearly loves our shade or else he/they would have deleted majority of our comments. People are soooooo sensitive:(

sanfv says:

“Critters”……dead!!!!!!You’ve killed me!

Sask says:

Poor things live in fantasy world, where all the hot porn models would do them given the chance.

No_No_No_Yes says:

It’s all good.. I am sure they are Russian. Russian be gettin up in everyone’s snatches these days.. sorta like crabs.

sanfv says:

Yasss to this!

No_No_No_Yes says:

RIGHT!? LOL I swear, it’s like these bitches all shrunk their fuckin g strings and can’t pull that ass floss out their ass cracks to save their mortal souls. I tried to see things their way – just couldn’t get my head quite that far up my ass.

No_No_No_Yes says:

No – see here is the thing cupcake, you seem to think anything said here actually MEANS something serious – which already calls your powers of deductive reason into question. I deal head on – up close and personal with any homophobes I encounter. It’s tricks like you that seem to wear all the issues in life like some weird hat they made at summer camp. We make our observations, none of us asked you to agree . Sanfv happens to get some of the real T, and we have a little fun with it. Don’t like it? Block the fuck out of us.. that is your call. But see you secretly enjoy the shade, and it only ticks you off when we zoom a little too close to your imaginary boyfriends. Well – good luck with that, you are going to find the world a tough place. Now – fuck off back to your corner.

GoGo says:

Then don’t read the comments, scroll past his if you have to! It’s an open forum for everyone, it’s not that big of a deal….

No_No_No_Yes says:

JESUS. You are actually Bair’s alter aren’t you! I always thought it was odd he was so entrenched at Sean Cody and nowhere else. Check the upvotes Marsha, you can fake a lot of shit in life, but that part doesn’t lie. Remember – if it’s on the internet it HAS to be true.

GoGo says:

Not really, but if you want to waste your time and energy then go right ahead.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Oh HELL no. It really is Bair.

sanfv says:

Unchallenged? Honey, I’ve gotten dragged here all the time for the models I’ve liked. It’s all in good fun.

Let me analyze you for a minute. You’re older, you’re in the military’s so you probably look at me and other feminine gay men with disgust since we don’t fit your masculine heteronormativity. You’re probabaly white and libertarian, so you’ve never had to face discrimination and if you’ve have, it’s been minimal. You’ve had few ( if any) homophobic episodes to leave you “jaded” as you’ve framed. Your continued G4P and homophobic model apologies are an amalgam of your own prejudice and privledge. You grew up in a time where masculine/ passing was the thing. You see us throwing shade, spilling tea and you consider it offensive because feminine/ modern gay men disgust you in some fashion. You porbabaly at one pint in your life called yourself homosexual but not “gay” because gays are “f@gs” and you’re not one of them.

You can step off your high horse and block me, because you’re basic and not worth anyone’s time anymore if you can’t understand the fun/ communal/ cultural of shade throwing. Get with the zeitgeist or leave us alone Henny!

sam my says:

Yet where is all of this stand up love attitude when people like Bair are attacking everyone, even telling one user he’d hope they experience racism. Or the one user that has been following @sanfv:disqus everyone making rude personal remarks towards him, even going as far as to wish death on him? I guess that’s alright since no one on here is a porn star you dont know, but just a regular person you dont know.

sanfv says:

I was looking at comments from a year ago and they were so dull! ;)

😘😘

sanfv says:

Oh Henny, I bet she hasn’t smiled in forever!!!

Quinton Jackson says:

Gurl!! I’m here for you reading him his rights at the top. I love how these people think they know us IN REAL LIFE. Without us “Meangirls” this place would be deader than Nica’s sex life.

Louisbb says:

What you make your lemonade with honey? Good idea!

sanfv says:

Why? Because it’s fun. Because I do something called dragging and verbal vogueing. What kumbaya era did you grow up in? Are you still afraid of the axis? Are you sour because the VietCong won and no one back home was happy?

sanfv says:

Yaaasss! Or dead like the “daughter” Nica made up lol.

Like I always say. I drag lives to save lives!

Quinton Jackson says:

LMAO!! I love dragging with you boo. Never change.

sanfv says:

You too Henny! Stay the same forever! We do what we want and say what we want because we are truly free!

sam my says:

This has any affect on you because?

sam my says:

So youre trying to justify him telling someone they need to experience racism? Wow. This is where the conversation ends. Have a good one sweetheart.

sam my says:

No one has attacked you though, youre the one that went on the attack against people you dont even know. Youre only a justice warrior when you see fit, any other time, youre as quiet as a church mouse. You want to be this stand up citizen then people balanced in your criticism, not when it suits you.

Quinton Jackson says:

Save your political correctness for Towerland. You, Bair and others need to realize that this is a Gay porn blog and everybody isn’t going to have the same opinion. You think every model is “hot” or “sexy”, cool. I don’t!! And, i don’t like when people try to tell me how i should feel about a model. Have a lovely night dear.

Quinton Jackson says:

Okay, Bair.

Quinton Jackson says:

Gurl, go get you some dick or something. You seem very bitter tonight.

sanfv says:

I’m going to bang me some sailors this weekend in a symbolic hatefuck! I’m going to make them say the “pledge” to my mast! I’ll also give them my weapon of m(ass) destruction!

Quinton Jackson says:

Take Ms Andrew with you. He’s clearly is going thru something and tonight and a good lay will do him just fine. Nothing like some good sailor dick to calm the nerves.

sanfv says:

“I never fucked Andrew and that’s fucked up
If I did fuck, she’d be fucked up
Whoever is hittin’ ain’t hittin’ it right
Cause she actin’ like she need dick in her life”

sanfv says:

He’s married now, had some kids, has done well for himself in the brazilian jiu jitsu community, so more power to him. This was years ago, and I honestly thought I could “help” someone come out but in the end it wasn’t for him , I guess.The fear was just too great for him/

sanfv says:

Have you read? ” I know why the caged gogo boy sings?”. Classic.

sanfv says:

Let it go honey. You’re becoming Bair 3.0.

For someone who likes to critique “Meangirls” you sure are going after me now on comments not related to your earlier dragging.

GoGo says:

The irony is strong with you, you’re calling out sanfv for being mean or too negative….yet here you are doing the same.

sanfv says:

Come hop on this dick then! You owe us gay reparations anyway!!!!

Quinton Jackson says:

React!! We’re not going anywhere though.

Jebus Waffleburger says:

Lol. You don’t avoid reading it. You fucking LIVE to get pissed off and come valiantly rescue all the poor defenseless porn stars from the big bad mean internet meanies.

sanfv says:

It’s still winter break. Class is back in session in a week. Now come hop on this dick!

sanfv says:

Dante’s Hell(9th circle) is cold you peasant! Go read a book!

Canto XXXII:16 – 28. This prison of ice is reserved for a variety of different species of traitors. Depending on the severity of their offense, they may only be frozen from the waist down; or, they may be completely immersed.

Quinton Jackson says:

But, you’re upset because we’re also saying what the fuck we think? A bit hypercritical don’t you think? Shall we ask for your permission before making a comment too? Is that okay with you, Mr Andrew? Or do you prefer, Ms? I don’t want to piss you off.

sanfv says:

She’s beyond pissed. Bitch got gathered and now she’s having a tantrum!

Quinton Jackson says:

Hunnie, she is flamming more than the gays at those pride parades. Our impact:) First Bair, now Andrew. I wonder who’s next? Who else will dare challenge us to WAR!!!!!! LOL

Sask says:

You’ve done very well today! Nothing like a bit of controversy to bring out the sniping.

sanfv says:

Let it be known, that on January twelfth , of the two thousand and sixteenth year of our Lord, that Andrew was dragged for filth.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4b0b7c267273107e6cc9a43327abb2030aed82af952465f3e51d573365d86da5.png

sanfv says:

$5 says she’s writing a yelp review or emailing WB with something like

“Dear Sir or Madam,

I have followed your site for some time and find myself at odds having to deal with so many hurtful and negative comments that have offended my sensibilities. These are real people! With fake names and stage persona’s that need to be defended! I humbly request that you remove these negatives homosexuals and bisexual at once…quack, quack, quack quack!”

sam my says:

I think dear Andrew is mad that we have a clique. Just upset he cant sit with us, no matter how many times he wears pink on Wed.

Cubankid says:

Underage boys in bathroom stalls.

Quinton Jackson says:

I can definitely see her doing something like that. LOL. She’s one of those uptight bitches that looks down on everybody and everything. This shit is fun to me, and unless WB deleted my account, i will continue to spread my true TEA.

sanfv says:

Because let’s not forget that Porn models are the nicest folks around that dont want any money for time and friendship. They go bananas for people that defend them and their bullshit online!

sam my says:

No fux were given, no innocent lives were taken.

Quinton Jackson says:

A Mean Gurls reference? Yasss bish!! She’s Janis Ian.

sanfv says:

The bish doesnt even go here!

sanfv says:

EBAY dont let you sell shit with lice in it.

Quinton Jackson says:

Paypal? As a matter of fact, i’ll just give it to the crackhead down the street. Her birthday is Saturday. I’ll just tell her it was worn by Diana Ross and she’ll smile flashing her six teeth. I’m doing the lords werk.

Baka Guy says:

I won’t presume to be anyone’s spokesman, but I think what he was trying to say is that it’s wrong to dislike a person/porn star because of their ethnicity; and it’s also wrong to dislike a person/porn star because of their looks (and use words like ‘fug’, ‘butterface’ etc.). That was my interpretation, but let’s see if B shows up to clarify.

If my interpretation is correct, I’m not unsympathetic to that point of view. I don’t want to say hurtful things about anyone – and especially about people who have not hurt me in any way. Porn stars are people too :)

Quinton Jackson says:

OMG this is so true. Bitches like this would always cum in snitching when i was working at Target.

sam my says:

Right?!

Bair is Damien.

@sanfv:disqus = Ms. Norbury

@disqus_sUng0nVntd:disqus = Gretchen

@disqus_BIDJtBf3zj:disqus = Regina

@1234:disqus = Karen

@disqus_QktKrz0Ex4:disqus = Cady

@disqus_sp1rzQZ82K:disqus = Aaron

Cubankid says:

I don’t mind being Aaron, but i would rather be IN Aaron. God, he was so fucking hot. And he’s openly gay which is a plus.

sanfv says:

I serve sone Tina Fey realness up in this bitch! Oh boy though, Scapple and Maximus are gonna wake up to this messy post tomorrow though!

1234 says:

I can’t stop laughing at your list, lololol

sanfv says:

Yass henny! Does she keep crack rock in her mouth for sale? Asking for a friend lol

sam my says:

He’s gay ? When did that happen ?

sam my says:

Lol we’ve already decided that Andrew is Janice. Lol

sanfv says:

#dead
#onthefloor
#youwintheinternet

Quinton Jackson says:

LMAO

Quinton Jackson says:

No hunnie, she smokes it before she ever gets a chance to sell it.

Baka Guy says:

Big Brother WB may step in to restrict us to a simple vote of yea or nay :) As for this scene, my vote is a definite yea! The guys are nice to look at, and the fucking was hot. Instead of it making me dizzy, I’m rather loving the camera work of focusing on the cock-in-arse then moving around to focus on Derek’s plump bottom.

CA says:

The fight each time:

A: “You all are mean.”

B: “We’re mean?! Who are you to call us out?!”

A: “Well, I am the self-appointed moderator of behavior so…”

B: “Well, we are mean, so what? Go the hell away.”

A; “It’s bad behavior, and you all are bad people, so stop.”

B: “Who are you to tell us we can’t be mean? We don’t like being called out for it…even if we are! Go the hell away!”

C (The rest of us): Mean girls “B” getting called out for being mean, when they know they are, and in true mean girl fashion aren’t going to stop bullying because hell, they’re mean. Meanwhile blog police “A”, who usually contradicts themselves in some fashion along the way. Then only exasperates the problem because they themselves are being mean to the mean girls.

In sum, both can be entertaining and make me feel like I’m not in my 30’s, but in a high school cafeteria, but both are likely wrong and….oh, wait, I am 30 something and I don’t really care. I’m here for porn and then back to my life and think, damn I remember when in my 20’s the drama wasn’t on a porn blog.

sam my says:

I pick Gretchen for you, because youre a ride or die 2nd in command type bish.

sam my says:

Lol I didn’t know where to put scrapple or Max. I ran out of characters. lol

Cubankid says:

You didn’t know. He came out a while back. He’s still pretty hot, but those Mean Girls days are long gone. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f6ef5c2bae0c816c395cae661c79c28bcaeb6f74e34434c268d93c56c63d67a6.jpg

sam my says:

Let me go google him right quick.

sanfv says:

He’s from Ohio… I may have to go visit … my sister… yes, my sister!

sam my says:

Yes turns out he is gay. He even once dated Matt Dallas from Kyle XY.

Quinton Jackson says:

Yasss!! I’m not just like that with sanfv either, i’m loyal ASF in real life. Sometimes to loyal, but i ain’t about to get into that.

sanfv says:

They’re going to see this. Those bitches will not be pleased ;)

Cubankid says:

Give me a ride. I wanna meet your………sister. Why the hell is everybody from Ohio!? LOL

sanfv says:

Thank. I am tired though. so I will request Thots and Prayers from you! <3

sam my says:

Oh trust me love, I know that story all too well.

Cubankid says:

Yep. He’s into twinks, but he can still get it. I stalk him on Insta from time to time.

sam my says:

Help me give them a character. Lol

sanfv says:

“Why the hell is everybody from Ohio!?”

You’re telling me! I heard this joke that all the closeted gay people in middle america moved to Ohio and they went on to procreate and have even more gay kids. No science behind it, but it’s absurd when you turn on grindr or jackd out there!

sam my says:

I dont blame you, He would be Daddy material for me.

sanfv says:

IDK henny! You’re legit out of them, unless you count mean girls 2 but we like to pretend that never happened lol

Cubankid says:

How old are you? I didn’t realize he’s was that old TBH.

sam my says:

24. Lol You?

sanfv says:

And still a virgin? I’m shook and angry and thirsty!

Cubankid says:

Same LOL. June, 5th 1992. I’m a 90’s baby, baby!!!

sam my says:

A straight to abc mess. Right up there with that Legally Blonde twin mess.

sam my says:

It’s fixed.

sanfv says:

No. The inferno is child’s play. I assign Audre Lorde, Gloria Anzaldua, Maxine Hong Kingston and Toni Morrison. Now go read some queer theory!

sanfv says:

YAAAAASSSS QKWEEN!

sam my says:

We should still come together and make some new millennium babies tbh

Quinton Jackson says:

Aww

sam my says:

Yes sadly, its not that I haven’t wanted to, just haven’t yet been comfortable enough to take that step with someone. I just hope Im not 40 yrs old and still a virgin. Lol Im shook, scared, horny and thirsty. Lol!!

Cubankid says:

I’m down!! We gotta start now because i don’t plan on having kids in my 30’s and beyond lol

sam my says:

Just tell me when and where. lol

Really? Why not?

sanfv says:

Dont have them young! I repeat! Dont have them young!

sanfv says:

You dont need to answer. Are you closeted or in a conservative part of the country?

Sask says:

You’ve got plenty of time. Figure out yourself first and be proud. Having a list of conquests leading nowhere is not a badge of honor, despite what some people might want you to believe. As time goes by, you realize that sexy is more associated with the brain than the body. Doesn’t mean you can slack off on the body, but develop the brain and you’ll be far more attractive.

sam my says:

Is you done or is you finished ?

sanfv says:

Go read some Audre Lorde.

“I wasn’t cute or passive enough to be “femme,” and I wasn’t mean or tough enough to be “butch.” I was given a wide berth. Non-conventional people can be dangerous, even in the gay community.”
― Audre Lorde, Zami: A New Spelling of My Name

sam my says:

No and No. I’m out, just live in a very small town.

Quinton Jackson says:

Thx hunnie. I’m glad you took time out of your day to address us.

sanfv says:

” tonight I had a lot of time to waste”. By “tonight” you mean your life.

sanfv says:

Are you the monogamous, prince charming type? Contrary to popular belief they do exist and I’ve know couples like that.

sanfv says:

I imagine him crying to his husband “Oh Clarence! Those homosexuals were so mean to me and to models I’ll never know! Hold me!”.

sam my says:

Yes, and I guess you could say that. I am a bit of a dreamer/hopeless romantic.

Cubankid says:

Outside somewhere? I’m a Gemini, so that means i’m freak to the fullest. lol

I just don’t wanna be old trying to raise kids. I know people who have turned 60 while their kids was turning 18 and finishing high school.

Cubankid says:

Why not? I don’t wanna be old trying to raise kids. lol.

sam my says:

Yes! You betta introduce me to some new thangs. Lol Im a Libra btw. I dont get off into astrology stuff too much though. Lol

I’m indifferent about kids.

Cubankid says:

I love Astrology. I even have it saved on my phone with updates. I’m borderline obsessed with it. That’s right, you’re a virgin. Okay, i’ll go slow with ya:)

Do you see yourself having them at all? I’m still getting my shit together lol. My ex wanted them REAL bad, i told her i wasn’t ready so we parted ways. But with the right person and at the right time, i’ll be down.

sanfv says:

Hop on this dick!

sanfv says:

You’re 24 right? Hmmm not as bad. I fought for a second that you were 18/19 but 20’s is not bad! I was not prepared for my early twenties! That’s what my warning was lol

Quinton Jackson says:

Bitch you’re dragging tonight!! I never understood why he and other like him go so hard ( pun intended ) to defend models ( lol ) they don’t even know. I mean, nothing wrong with defending somebody you like, but these bitches take it to the EXTREME!! Hunnie, you’re not going to suck his dick, and he probably wouldn’t even look at you unless your dangling a $100 bill in his face, so why bother? I love their meltdowns though, so keep it cumming.

sam my says:

Lol well aren’t you quite the gentle man Lol I tried to get into Astrology, just didn’t click with me.

Idk, maybe like you said if I met the right person. Ive been caring for children since i was 11(and still doing it now) so when it comes it kids, Im like Ummmm. lol

sanfv says:

Henny, I’m am thoroughly entertained tonight! I bet he fell for all of Vadim’s scams!

It’s okay, I’m dragging him, but In reality I’m saving Andrew’s life in the long run!

Cubankid says:

It’s not for everybody. My friends tease me and call me crazy, but they just don’t understand lol

I hear ya. Kids aren’t for everybody either. I just hate when people ask “when are you going to settle down and have my grandchildren” like i’m 24. But anyways, i’m still waiting on Chris Evans, but he’s playing.

Quinton Jackson says:

He’ll thank you for this. You dragging him to save him. He just doesn’t see it right now because he’s angry,

He cums off as the type that tricks he pink dollars on these whores. I love those type TBH. You don’t even have to have sex with them just spend time with them and make them feel important. Don’t ask me how i know lolz

sam my says:

You’ll have to teach me your astrology ways. Lol The closest ive come to that stuff is a psychic.

You an only child?

I heard he likes big butts, that my cue.

sanfv says:

Girl I will kee your secrets! You know I got you fam!

Cubankid says:

Yeah. No brothers or sisters. I was spoiled a little, but very lonely:( I have a ton of cousins though. We’re spread out all around here in Miami/Orlando.

Not only that, but he also like anal. I love that a straight guy would openly admit that.

sanfv says:

You’ll thank me later for saving your life. Your welcome and goodnight.

sam my says:

I grew up a middle child. So naturally i hate you. Lol I’ll actually/hopefully been in Fl sometime this year.

I had no idea, I just read up on that. How do you be knowin all this?

Cubankid says:

How many siblings? I would have loved to have a brother or even sister to play with as a child. Florida is overrated. Probably cause I’ve been here my entire life, but i don’t see why everybody dreams about buying a nice condo down here. Hurricane Season would be enough for me to look somewhere else, but that’s just me.

I’m a huge Chris Evans fan/stan. I’ve been following h̶i̶m̶ his career since his Fantastic Four days back in 2005.

sam my says:

I have 2 sisters and 1 brother(medical condition), I just see Florida as a nice vacation spot.

Ive been a fan of his since not another teen movie, but started to love him when he packed on more muscle.

Ivan Jimenez says:

Try for his hot DILF brother, Scott Evans instead of Chris!

And then try on Chris slowly!

Cubankid says:

Hope your brother is doing well. Florida is a nice vacation spot, the beaches are nice.

Yes, i loved when he packed on all the muscle for Captain America.

sam my says:

Thank You, and he’s doing as well as someone in his predicament can be. Wish i could go more in depth, but Im not about to put my personal on here for all to see and read, too many crazies. Wish there was a way for all of us to actually talk without littering up these message boards. lol

I don’t get in the water, i just look fine from the sideline. ;) Lol

Wish he showed more nudity in Fantastic Four, but no, had to be a stupid kid movie.

Why are you up so late? Usually youre down for the count.

Cubankid says:

No problem. I don’t blame you for not wanting to but your business out there. Especially after the fiasco tonight. Glad he’s doing well.

Come on!! That’s the best part of the beach. I love water, and not just bathing and cooking with either. I’ve been surfing for a while now. I also love snorkeling and just swimming in general.

I’m still waiting on him to get naked in one of his films. I saw his brother naked and while he isn’t ugly, he isn’t exactly Chris.

I was just about to tell you that i’m calling it a night after this lol. I’m beyond tired, but was interested in our convo. It’s 502 am here. Luckily for me i work at night.

Sask says:

You have them, Luvvie!

Sask says:

We don’t forget. As is turns out our world is grounded in reality, not like Fantasia where some people live. Fantasia, the place, where every hot porn model brims with personality to match their physical attributes and just happens to have fallen into the role because they want to share their physical attributes for all to enjoy. But really, they want to share their substantial insights with magnanimity. That is where the real attraction lies. Right oh.

sam my says:

Exactly. These hoes aint sane or loyal.

So you must have a pretty nice body, to be so active

He has a brother? let me go look him up. Lol

Awe, Im sorry Cuban. I loved talking to you as well. Why dont you go to bed, we can always talk another time. We’re young. Lol Night Cuban (>^_^)> :*

No_No_No_Yes says:

LOL – well your right, actually I meant to say FUCK OFF, it just came out all polite.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Well thanks for the heads up there Marsha. Go right ahead, get it all off your chest.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Yeah – I agree, I actually took the three seconds to acknowledge you. I got dazzled by the kerfuffle.

No_No_No_Yes says:

OR sometimes you just want to let your hair down – so start off by throwing stones… Bitch I see you.

No_No_No_Yes says:

OR – Just follow the easy to read DELETE your ass instructions and go hang out someplace your basic ass fits.. I am sure there are forums for the mentally challenged somewhere. If not – start one.

Trepakprince says:

I actually like Derek in this scene, he looks well rested and fit. He must be on a juice cleanse.

sanfv says:

Girl I thought so too! I argued that he’s in a cutting phase and must have a strict diet and might be using the sauna a lot.

Trepakprince says:

Maybe that’s it. For a moment he was looking like a mix of Jax Taylor and Gargamel.

Sask says:

This thread is a bit like Sartre’s “Huis Clos”. Great play about human nature, which is reflected here.

Sask says:

No doubt farm-boys with Quentin 6-packs?

sanfv says:

Yaaaas girl! Live that gold star truth’ I fucked me a closeted man and POOF! There went my career!

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