Will Braun Fucks Aston Springs in ‘Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 2 at Men.com

Trepakprince says:

It’s a waste if Will isn’t bottoming… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/103f237e360f8f48d35d06505d0de5cd328d88da8be8801eee9a78a368fb8435.gif

Young Neil says:

Can Will even breathe with that on?

TomCNR says:

Spiderman sure has let go lol once again I say this, I despise parodies with great intensity

Curlee says:

That suit is totally not flattering for Will. Only a more lean, slim guy could pull it off. This one makes spidey look like he has a little beer gut.

L. T. says:

Aston is too beautiful for this trash site.

moondoggy says:

It is — you should go. I missed nearly all of them — I have seen only Tobey I, X Men 1-3, First Class, Apocalypse (which sucked), Future Past, and the two Wolverines.

Wow, and I thought that list was going to be short. But absent are the Garfield movies, any others Tobey did, Iron Man 1-?, Thor, Captain America, the Avengers — I don’t even know what I’m forgetting.

Is Chris Evans two different people in Marvel Universe?

moondoggy says:

Then it’s a yes. I don’t grant business exemptions. Somebody better get started writing some Earth 1, Earth 2 shit so this casting can make sense.

If it’s two actors playing the same character, I’m fine. I don’t think Garfield is an aging Peter Parker in Tom’s world. But if it’s the same actor playing two characters, nossir. God only knows whether Stan Lee was supposed to be the same person each time!

moondoggy says:

Well, you raise another concern which is that even though it’s not completely fucked up for Ryan Reynolds to be in both Marvel and DC, that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea for either his career or their franchises. Imagine William Shatner trying to be Hans Solo or Ricardo Montelban as General Zod?

moondoggy says:

My point is that these actors need to be more discerning. Green Lantern had no shot at becoming a franchise because it was a steaming pile of shit. And I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM, TIFFANY!! HOW DARE HE!!

moondoggy says:

What are you trying to convince me of? That he read that script and said, “I believe in this?” A comic book role with garbage writing and a 200 million dollar budget is the opposite of taking a risk. It’s selling out.

Scrapple says:

I doubt Ryan read that script and envisioned the final product would be a cartoony CGI mess. I can’t fault him for going after a big budget movie based on a hugely popular character. Green Lantern was less of a risk than RIPD. And if we’re going to say Ryan sold out, then his big name costars (Peter Sarsgaard, Tim Robbins, Michael Clarke Duncan, Angela Bassett and Geoffrey Rush) are sellouts too. All talented, accomplished actors and they all agreed to be in this movie. That’s saying something about what their expectations were.

moondoggy says:

I’m hard on him because I love him. Anyway, you don’t hear me complaining about his wet shirtless pajama scene in Amityville, do you?

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moondoggy says:

That’s exactly what I meant. Logan is the first X film I missed. I know I need to catch that soon. I did also see the Ed Norton Hulk.

These movies are just too numerous now. I don’t even consider myself a Marvel guy. I grew up on DC.

Louisbb says:

I am disappointed in you.
You should have said:
“I can hear Asston’s hole…”