Usually when a resident gets in a few minutes late from his authorized work release or job interviews, he gets in trouble. This dumb-ass, though, really went over the line. He waltzed in over three hours late, and acted like nothing had happened. After he went to his room, he hopped in the shower. Me and another House Manager wanted to make sure he’d get a pummeling that he’d never forget, so we grabbed the duct tape and barged in on him. Grabbing him out of the shower, the first order of business was for both me and my buddy to get our dick’s wet pronto.