There’s nothing that pisses off a House Manager like a lazy, slothful, useless resident. Granted, while there is definitely a lot of down time around the House (since their movements are so restricted), at least most guys will find a new hobby, start reading, catching up on old TV shows, or what have you. Generally speaking, as long as their rent is paid and the chores are finished, none of the Managers mind what they do.

We had to pick this new one up in the middle of the sticks. I was not surprised in the least to find him covered in tats. Other than cow tipping, there’s not much else to do other than head down to the dilapidated mall a few towns over and score some ink. Well – there ARE other things to do, and obviously that’s what got this deplorable in the mess he is in. After getting his paperwork settled, I figured I’d try him out and get a nut before dinner. He has a tongue ring, which even on a totally straight dude means that he would at least give good head.