This sex scene is wrong on so many levels that it’s impossible to detail all of them herein. Aside from having to watch the pudgy, passionless, emotional zero of a slug like Connor, we also have to look at him pumping a genuinely unattractive woman. Come on, that face of hers could stop a military platoon on the march.

Seriously, what straight guy subscribes to this side of CF, when there are so many better heterosexual sites out there? Is this side of Corbin Fisher around to help his stable of gay guys think that maybe, perhaps, gee willikers, they might not be totally gay?

No wonder H.I.V. is on the rise amongst women.

He doesn’t do it for me at all.

What’s really horrid is that the female is unattractive, whorish, and obviously lacks sex technique and the male – in this case the emotionless Connor – is attempting to show biceps that aren’t there, has testicles the size of cherries, and seems to be trying to prove something. Photographs don’t lie.

But, the best comic writing of the year is Corbin Fishers laughable and ludicrous description of Connor as a “stud…overflowing with masculinity, appeal, and presence.” The sexual imagery may not be sparkling – since Connor lacks pizzazz and the woman is butt ugly – but the commentary is the height of hilarity.