Comments on: JakeCruise: Jack Palace Serviced

By: z

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:37:11 +0000

Jake Cruise is such a petto! i think it is grose how he makes out with younger men! not a trun on at all!!!!

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:39:20 +0000

I seriously cannot believe the Danny Partridge hairstyle came back into fashion. WTF is wrong with people these days?

By: boxerdude

boxerdude — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:36:01 +0000

INSTANT BONER KILLER

By: x

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:07:23 +0000

JACK’s HOT JAKE YOU GO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Sophomore

Sophomore — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:12:08 +0000

Stanley, I usually think your comments are whack. On this one you are right on.

By: daniel

daniel — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:19:10 +0000

@earl: please, don’t wish such horrid things upon Dame Edna.

Jack has a lovely body, but could do with shaving that silly mustache-fluff off and getting a good hair-stylist to present his face better.

Jake, on the other hand, is – as always – a completely f*cking ugly wack-job who could do with losing about 300 lbs (yes, ALL his weight, so he disappears). He’s particularly scary when he looks into the camera.

By: 1239

1239 — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:29:43 +0000

…horrifying…

By: Earl

Earl — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:05:02 +0000

Jake should marry Dame Edna.

By: Edward

Edward — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:29:41 +0000

I think Jake’s girlfriend insists he be in the foreground.

Jack has a very nice chest and stomach.

By: stanley

stanley — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:11:34 +0000

I think Jake is fine in his “Serviced” videos because he keeps his clothes on. Remember: you’ll do fine as long as you don’t get COMPLETELY naked. When you want to be fucked, just remove your pants but keep your shirt on. It’s hard for your customer to keep his erection on if he’s made horny by part of the screen but repelled by a bigger part – because you’re fat so you ultimately occupy a larger part of the screen.
* PLEASE don’t stay on the foreground (of the camera) especially when you’re naked…. Trust me, it’s torture
This isn’t dishing you, it’s constructive actually

By: Rudd

Rudd — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:07:03 +0000

I was sure I saw this guy somewhere….I am confirmed this is Dylan from CF

By: carcrashkiss

carcrashkiss — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:29:32 +0000

even Jack Palance would be cute beside this abomination

By: nipplesucker

nipplesucker — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:53:57 +0000

fuck!!!!!!!!!! i envy this monster.

By: faz

faz — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:50:22 +0000

To add to my previous comment, its the first Dylan rather than the second one.

By: faz

faz — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:47:15 +0000

This is Dylan from Corbin Fisher who was on a while back. Looks like he put on a bit of muscle since then. I have to admit, he looked a bit cuter back then. Not now.

By: ben

ben — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:10:17 +0000

i think hes cute, just too bad hes with jake, totally ruined it.

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:47:13 +0000

Wow. That second pic…

Finally someone as ugly as Joke Cruise. Is this his inbred son?