Cute guys; nice set. Both have great asses.

You clean your ass out with something called an enema. You may purchase them at any drug store, and you simply take them home, empty them of their contents and replace the saline solution with warm water. Then, you lubricate the tip, insert it into your anus and squeeze. Once you feel “full,” go sit on the toilet and let the water go. Repeat this a few times until the water runs clear.

Also, you may purchase a reusable “bulb.” They look just like the things doctors use to suck snot out of children’s noses, only larger. Fill a bulb with water and repeat the steps as above.

Moreover, there are numerous shower attachments that one may purchase that allow insertion into the anus for douching.

If you’d rather not deal at all with cleansing in this way, you should consume a high fiber diet and simply go to the bathroom before engaging in anal sex. Despite your claim to the contrary shit is not “in that shitty corridor at all time [sic].” There should only be fecal material present when a bowel movement is imminent. The rectum is simply a “holding area.”

I hope this has been helpful.