But that’s just it… this guy doesn’t “pound ass.” He pounds twat/vadge/insert-euphemism-for-female-genitalia-here. Maybe he could shoot Caverject into his penis and choke back the vomit while he fucks you for a good minute or two before he gives up and starts blubbering in the corner about how his life has gone so terribly wrong… sounds hot, right?

Yeah, it’s kinda insulting at this point. I mean, at least, Cody Cummings gets sucked off by a guy every once in a while, but a quick glance over Mr. Castle’s site shows that he doesn’t even do that much… and there’s too many HOT GAY GUYS willing to do oh so much more (one of the few good things to come out of this recession) to bother with this guy.