Dear Jonny Marzetti

Some Czechs might have bad teeth, but at least they have some teeth, whereas some americans don’t have those at all, I saw a while ago a documentary on a European TV (I won’t mention which country to cause no further uproar – but you like to eat their fries) that there are people (a lot) in U.S. who have never been to a dentist in their life and some British dentists go on tours to different place to provide (as charity) free services and those people (some in 50s) with no dental experience drive 5 hours from far and away to have their mess repaired. Sure Hollywood actress won’t need it but those without universal health care (symptomatic of third world countries by the way) probably do.

So that’s the reason we don’t see grinning smiles in Eastern Euro videos.

Definitely not the BA mold.

While BelAmi isn’t as bad on this count, Czech pornstars in general tend to have HORRIBLE teeth — I mean the worst on the planet. Awhile ago I noticed that many of the Czech directors go out of their way to avoid showing teeth. Sometimes the guys are really cute and well-groomed in every other way, but if you catch a glimpse into their mouth you see a tangled mess. I think Cameron Jackson was one example of many.

In retrospect I now understand what I read several years back about some British actor (I forget who) that was filming in the Czech Republic and flew in his personal Dentist from England tow work on his teeth after some mishap on the set, because he didn’t want to use a Czech dentist. Good move. As I recall he even commented on how bad Czech dentists are. I don’t understand it, because in every other way the Czech Republic seems wealthier, more advanced and more sophisticated than other former Soviet Bloc countries.

That’s it, squirel! Now that I’m thinking of Bean I find him even MORE ho-hum, especially after just seeing the BelAmi pictorial with stunner Kris Evans.

Exactly! couldn’t think of the character.

Any Way, it’s a NO!