Darell LOVES WOMEN?

The only videos I’e seen him in is this gay scene and DICK DORM where he runs around with a bunch of naked guys playing with his big juicy uncut dick.

If Darrell loves women why isn’t he playing straight porn?

The company that processes credit card payments doesn’t allow them to show actual watersports, so CM does this watered-down version. Oops, ‘scuse me for that.

I thought everyone loved pissing in a bucket with a friend in a bathroom, right next to a toilet? No? Who the hell told them this shit was hot? Ridiculous

Yes, but why are the black guys always so aloof towards the sex?!! Can’t they find one black guy willing to go all the way?

Let’s go in order from the things I like most to those I like least: 1. Eli is hard as a rock with his face in that guy’s ass, and looks so fucking sexy with all his clothes off. He is the smooth-lover’s Vander. The fact that Vander is already too much man for me is the only reason I don’t begrudge von schlomo the right to call Eli *his* cute little piggy. 2. The black guy is appealing, especially from the back. Imagine what Taylor could do to that ass.

Onto the dumb things. Even though I like seeing Eli naked on the so-called bathroom floor, Chaosmen lacks the courage of its convictions. I doubt that anyone who is into watersports is satisfied with watching a man pee in a bucket. I get why they couldn’t use the urinal *or* the toilet since they are not ambitious enough to try to shoot and light action taking place against a wall. That’s sad in itself given that it can be done and they just don’t seem willing to move the camera, but here’s the saddest part — if they are so eager to do watersports, the piss should be going on Eli and from Eli to the floor. But can’t you just hear those queens (I don’t mean you, Eli) bitching about having to clean up the mess? You can’t be a pig and a hot-house flower at the same time.

Why wasn’t it released here? I thought WB covered every CM update. I was thinking, who the fuck is Darrell. Tho after reading your review, I can’t say I’m in a major hurry to go watch his solo. I have very little patience for dicks that don’t get completely hard.

I, too, am so glad to see my cute little piggy Eli doing the business! At the end, his mouth open like a hungry little bird.

I meant so eloquently put in his Darrells’ solo video

No he does not. As Bryan so el. video write-up Darrell LOVES the WOMEN.

Yeah, the pissing in a bucket thing makes no sense with a toilet and that other urinal thing right there. ?????