Well, let’s see. There’s the preposterous war games setup, for which I’m not sure what casting would be right. There’s the schmutz on the top’s face, which isn’t making this hotter or more believable. There’s the “I’m not so much scared as bored so please let’s get this over with” look on the bottom’s face, which matches his flaccider than flaccid dick. Just stop me when I get to the relevant problem …

It’s a shame because neither model is unattractive, and I’m actually really digging the bottom, from head to toe. That body looks almost flawless, though the upper body looks a little more impressive than the legs.