LOL — this reminds me of an old, old movie I was watching recently called My Best Buddy. The star of that movie is this incredibly ordinary looking guy — not ugly and not small-dicked, but average in so many ways, at least in the context of porn. But for whatever reason, they just decided to rally around him and act like he was monster hung.

The first scene involves him taking a leak in the same bathroom where his brother is shaving, and the brother makes a remark that hurts his feelings. He begins to open up about the fact that he has been teased most of his life for having such a big dick! He doesn’t even have the biggest dick in that movie.