perfect analogy

Agreed. He should just finance Gay Hoopla and that’s it. All the wasted potential these models could have had in other sites. If only Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher could take them all back.

Hey GayHoopla:

1 – Gay sex is NOT a joke. Nothing is “hot” about guys acting like idiots, giggling before during or after sex, acting like childish frat boys, or otherwise just behaving like fools. I don’t know who engrained it so deeply into Landon’s head that all gay men want are to watch “straight” guys goof off…oh wait, I do know who. It’s like Landon NEVER left FM. Gay sex is NOT a joke, so stop acting like it is one.

2 – It’s next to impossible to film worse sex than Next Door Buddies, but GayHoopla is determined to give them a run for their money. This crap is so rigid, so lifeless, so going-through-the-motions. They look homophobic WHILE HAVING GAY SEX. Now, if that were a skill, they’d be on their game.

3 – Your site is not popular enough for you to get away with the “I won’t suck dick” brand of gay-for-payer. Not only is it g’damn 2015 and no one goes for that crap anymore but GayHoopla doesn’t have the cred to pull it off. If your guys won’t at least suck dick, then it’s simple: DON’T GIVE THEM A JOB.

4 – Someone fire Landon already. Can’t some rich man without Landon’s sexual hangups swoop in and buy GayHoopla out from under him and then show him how it’s done. I swear Landon sits behind the scenes spending more time perfecting his “straight” act than he does perfecting his porn.

5 – It can’t be said enough: the gay sex here is so dead awful. At this point it’s clear they are never going to learn because they can’t see what’s wrong with it.

“Landon is too straight to manage a gay pornsite” – nope. Landon wants to SEEM straight so badly that he needs to not manage a gay porn site.

Landon’s internal homophobia is reflected in GayHoopla because their models come to embody precisely what is wrong with Landon himself: always wanting to seem straight, always soooooo concerned with how his sexuality is perceived.

Landon is the reason the site sucks, which is pretty much the nail in the coffin as far as Gayhoopla is concerned. We’re just all sitting around watching it die a slow, painful death. At least the guys are hot, eh?

“Landon is as straight as they come” – ummmm no.

Nothing about Landon is straight except that he wants to seem straight. They come a LOT straighter than Landon.

Agreed on all points!

Landon needs to step away from the creative process and just do the finances and recruit new models. Get some gay employees (cameramen, director etc) and hire some gay/bi/bi-curious models, someone like CF’s Quinn or SC’s Dean who can make the models comfortable.

Just compare Ryan/Dominic’ Sean Cody solo video to the one he did for GH, ii’s a world of difference. Sean Cody took him to the the beach which made him relax and took his mind of the fact he had to perform in front of the camera. The ended up with a video in which the model couldn’t stop cumming and just laughed because he kept dripping cum. In Gay Hoopla they interviewed him on a balcony, he had to make up a whole fake persona and they ended up with a video in which the model was nervous, uncomfortable and had trouble performing.

Well they are doing grossness.Kissing and looking at eatch other.Pray to God to see a dick and they sweat their asses off to prove how not scared shitless they are.Sometimes straight guys are straight guys need GFs and real jobs and not trolling aroung with the trolliest website there is.GH – Gays Hell.It’s just how life goes.

Couldn’t agree more..

I wish Ryan Winter wii be bottom for some muscle hot men.

“Fuck me like a fish” is still the worst one in their book. Worst line I’ve heard in porn actually

Exactly! Landon is too straight to manage a gay pornsite and Dmitry seems to not give a fuck. Their “experienced” models are misguided and clueless as well. I also dislike the humor in their BTS clips. SC’s BTS are funny and cute because they show how models mess around with each other or even flirt with each other while Gay Hoopla shows their models trying so hard to affirm they are straight and they show outtakes of the models in pain or doing something gross.

Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher work with straight guys all the time and whatever you may think of individual models they usually push their own boundaries and go all the way (cum eating and getting creampied). And what i think they do over there is have Pete and experienced models mentor new models and put them at ease. Landon is as straight as they come and he can’t mentor new models and the experienced models can’t mentor either because they are crap at what they are doing.

I read somewhere where Landon mentioned Dmitry was gay and that helps him run Gay Hoopla since he has both understandings of straight and gay men. But yeah I agree. Just seeing their BTS vids shows the fratboy environment which I hate. Landon says that he knows how it is to model for adult entertainment and that helps him manage Gay Hoopla and the models. But of course us the viewers aren’t quite pleased of how he does it and maybe Dmitry is just passive to the way Landon is running GH.

I always thought he was straight/bi-curious. I think part of the problem is the frat boy/bros like environment they have at GH, there aren’t enough gay performers, directors and cameramen who can guide the straight boys into delivering a good scene.

In my opinion they have had one successful scene and that was the cam show with JJ Swift and Austin Wilde which they later released in an edited hd version. They were left to their own devices, where in to each other and they ended up with a hot scene.

Please.Doing their best.You just have to surrender.I would never do straight porn if i don’t get at least a little turned-on.These G4Ps seem so bored and uninterested in doing anything.Roids and limp dicks all the way.

Better just stick to camera jerk-offs.Kent-off who is their uber bottom does just that.Money$ will still be flowing,but just enough for the morning after pill or condoms.

His scene with Sebastian isn’t a preview though. It’s from a camshow they did that you can also view with some video app. He also did a camshow with Derek with some oral exchange and assplay but I think they are the two models in the scene Gay Hoopla was teasing with the faces covered.

Which can really make you question how Sean Cody follows up or persuades his solo models to do more scenes. Unless Ryan is afraid of doing BB

exactly! I love the guys at GayHoopla! The looks make up for the bad camera work. If only they swapped with SC! Or even became 1 solid company!