I prefer “Satan made me do it.”

Ok, but the candles are not for internal use.

lmao!!! Enlight with your wisdom and good taste the people over here my friend. And give me one of those candles! XD

I’ve seen Allen King in several vids but really didn’t pay much attention to him until now. He really is quite a delight. (BTW CK is wearing a wedding ring…who’s the Mr./Ms. Keller?? Just proves my theory that there’s someone for everyone out there.)

You better hope username Scrapple1234 doesn’t show up when some refluxophile website gets hacked!

You want me to ponder vomit and your erection? I have a fondness for kink, but that’s a little outside my comfort zone.

No…. I have and probably will always find him extremely good looking on a purely superficial basis. I know he gets a lot of stick for his hair and his beard, but I love that ‘lumbersexual’ look. It’s something about his attitude in recent months that has soured me.

Lol… I’m guessing something between patchouli and no-deodorant-musk. One of them makes me vomit; the other makes me rock hard. I’ll leave it to you to guess which is which. ;)

I agree with the sentiment, I do, but I wouldn’t go so far as saying he’s the worst. He probably gets a worse ugly score when you consider his huge body of work.

Eh, it was a different era, plus, everyone makes mistakes…Sean Cody still does, just look at their offerings over time. Even in SC’s Golden Years, there were anomalies.

But, more to your precise language, which you are always careful about, yes, he is good looking ENOUGH (emphasis added). Firstly, I’m not sure that enough is saying much. Secondly, some people need more than mediocrity. Third, his currency seems to completely revolve around his performance and his personality.

The bottom line is, no, he’s not the most unattractive by any means, but he doesn’t do much for me either, and that’s where the buck stops. I don’t care if he can do a piked double back flip with a twist, or any other strenuous metric of performance, if he’s not attractive enough for me, and he isn’t, I don’t much care. Tho, he’s not so bad that he kills scenes for me…and there are many on that list.

And, the only reason any of this matters is the fact that Colby has a HUGE, loyal fanbase which doesn’t include me.

I’ll light a candle for you. A Colby-scented candle.

…Colby started at SC, so clearly he was good looking enough to make the cut.

Absolutely not. Sean Cody has good looking guys.

Too bad about his scene partner.

Maybe it’s his looks that are scaring you. One of the most unattractive guys in porn, yet he still gets jobs. I don’t get it.