Oh man, I just got a visual of Schillinger burning a swastika on Miles Teller’s ass before fucking and cumming in it. I should sue HBO for the therapy needed to eradicate those sick fantasies.

Lol. That type of series might work better on Showtime, rather than Vh1.

Lol. I’m not sure if that was his first nude scene. I’m only remembering him being nude when he was thrown in the hole. Hoyt was fine as fuck too. I couldn’t believe how hard he got bitched out in the last season.

I always laugh at the idea of “Schillinger” going from Oz to winning an Academy Award and selling insurance.

Ah yes, Evan Seinfeld. I couldn’t bring his name to mind earlier, but I remember every scene you mentioned. Was his first frontal when he helicoptered his dick in front of the TV reporter?

I don’t think any gay man who watched that show needs the “you just have to overlook the unhappy ending” sales pitch on that blowjob scene. We all get it. If I am ever on death row and they ask me for my last meal request, I sure as hell am going with Chris Meloni’s spunk. I wouldn’t even require that he be there with me. I’d settle for a shot glass, as long as it’s still warm.

Men getting thrown into the hole should replace the Monday CM solos. Arrest the new model and throw him into a dark room with a bucket, a bottle of baby oil, and a roomful of surveillance cameras.

LOL! I briefly forgot which Daniel we were talking about. I was like, “(SeanCody) Daniel was on Dr Drew and got inappropriate with someone? That is hot as fuck!”

That’s a tough one. Anything with Keller was great. But I am partial to that beej scene with him and Brian Bloom. Sure it had that pesky neck break at the end, but Brian’s eyes coupled with Meloni’s sex appeal was hot to watch. You really have to give it up to Chris for how far he went with that role. Not just the gay sex subplots, but the nudity as well. He actually peed in a bucket. On camera. And he did all this while he was still starring on SVU. That’s insane.

Luke Perry’s frontal scene was a shock. I kept hoping Jon Seda would have at least an ass shot, but I don’t think he was around long enough. Said had a few ass shots, I think. I so wanted him to finally take up Adebisi’s sex offer. That would’ve been a sizzling scene.

You’re so right about Evan/Spyder. The first time I saw his appendage I was quite shocked. I was not expecting all of that.

I think the acting came to her easier back then because she didn’t take herself so seriously. That was before the horse riding, the hydrangea hate, and the stilted British accent. It’s funny, they were talking about her on the radio today, because of some big fine she received. Apparently she put up some sort of “Parking for Tenants Only” signs outside her apartment building in NYC. I miss fun Madonna. The Madonna we have now can’t be fun without looking like a sad try-hard.

He was on that Dr. Drew sober house show a few years back looking sloppy as fuck. I think he got kicked out for inappropriate behavior with another patient.

Yeah, for some reason I thought Daniel had a daddy thing that I could get into, but when I googled him recently, no pic that I saw appealed to me, even from his younger years.

OMG yes!! I could beat off just to those gifs!

I absolutely remember Aidan but didn’t ever see that movie.

Another poll question! What was your favorite naked moment? I honestly couldn’t choose, but perversely, one was when Keller stripped in front of the nun. Something about the complete inappropriateness, the fact that he was obviously aware of his own hotness to the point of using it as a weapon, and finally the fact that she (the character) must have been so turned on. Imagine being celibate for years and then seeing Chris Meloni naked. Even without the celibacy, I think if I saw him naked in person, I would get on my hands and knees and beg him for just three seconds with my face in his lap or his ass (and I don’t even like to rim!!).

But the best cock on the show had to be that of Spyder Jones, whose porn career was launched by the show. I wonder what percentage of the audience for his porn was men watching him instead of his female partners.

It’s weird- when you look at her videos, especially in something like “Bad Girl”, where she’s playing an actual character and not just ‘Madonna’, she’s fantastic. Very comfortable in front of the camera. And she was extremely good in “Susan”, because that was when she was just on the cusp of being an icon. I don’t know if it was that the directors after that just didn’t know how to deal with her, or if she psyched herself out and felt too much pressure, or what. But I always wondered why she was so at ease in one area of ‘acting’ and she couldn’t find a why to transfer it to another format.

A tiger who had a thing for expensive jewelry, chicken nuggets and responded to whistles. You’re required to love all of that.

I know it’s easy for people to shit on Madonna’s acting “career” but she helped create four classic characters. I can’t be mad about that.

It was Madonna as Marilyn with a tiger. What’s not to love?!!!

If we need to start “Causing a Commotion” I am ready! That movie is so much fun. And Griffin Dunne was looking pretty choice too. I think I would’ve easily picked him over the guy who played Buck (though I will say those muscles were very tempting).

You and I might be the only two people on the planet who like “Who’s That Girl”, lol!

Lol. I fucking love that movie. I still get a kick out of knowing Will Patton played the bleached blond thug. A few weeks back I bought the dvd of “Who’s That Girl” and it made me want to buy “Desperately Seeking Susan.” I think the guy who played Susan’s boyfriend Jim later came out as gay. Even back then Madge was turning the boys.

I like to think the explicit gay storylines on Oz paved the way for Queer as Folk. Oz might even hold the record for the most full frontal shots.

“That’s an interesting poll question — what was the last mainstream film that you actually jacked off to?” – There’s a scene in “Desperately Seeking Susan” where Aidan Quinn jumps out of bed and you can see his pecker for a split second. I almost broke our VCR going back and forth over that few seconds of film. And to this day, I think he is not just an underrated actor, but one of the hottest men on the planet.