Because he has a fat dick… and he was cheap.

I dunno I googled him and got that. You know you are hot when some gay guy sticks your face in a gay porn scene.. I think it’s a law.

Who is this good with photoshop???

We must rescue Gauge from RawCasting’s evil tentacles. The bottom in this update is cute, but why did they pair him up w/that bloated criminal???

He’s a decent top — but I love him as a bottom!

I wouldn’t call his cock average…. just isn’t as big as he thinks it is… he does look much better as a bottom… if he actually enjoyed the sex, he wouldn’t be a bad top. The boy can pound.

I was obsessed with Oz when it was on HBO years ago. Christopher Meloni and Lee Tergesen are so cute together:

Wow, well it’s a pretty cool memory. I was just kidding about the fake stumble lol. Yeah I have a lot of really hot straight friends, and TBH I don’t ever thing of them in terms of sex.. it just isn’t part of the deal. Why anyone would pine after a straight guy – it’s like wishing your dog was a unicorn. I think it’s pretty damn cool he was there dancing. My straight friends do come to a club with me here and there, usually girlfriends too. Mostly because we know how to party, and nobody has to punch their way out of the bar. TBH I hate when they get hit on.. that is all I hear for the next 2 weeks lol.

LMFAO

There were so many things wrong with that show (like those boxing matches that never ended), but omg, there were so many things to love. I wish my cable-box screensaver was gifs of men getting thrown in the hole.

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I’m not a hetero fetishist, but the fact that he is straight and still shows his body off like he does (or did), knowing that men are fucking creaming themselves over it … let’s just say that’s a lot for me to process.

The memory that “I danced with Chris Meloni” is a lot better than “I got handsy and then got shut down by Chris Meloni.” I knew he was straight and just didn’t want to risk it.

I actually saw Beecher all the time back in the day (and I was just as into his ass as Chris’s, but Chris had him beat on basically everything else). But he was always with his girlfriend (or wife? I can’t remember if he was married), and never in fact noticed that I existed, even when I was dancing in his vicinity. Meloni actually acknowledged me for those two minutes. lol — I’m glad you guys are acting like that was a big deal because I remember that night like it was yesterday. The club was Centro-Fly, the DJ was Peter Rauhofer (RIP), and the event was the birthday of NYC personality Kevin Aviance.

Little gay angels sang the night he struck this pose. OOps LOL um er SECOND pose.

NO WAY!! Man I would have just stumbled into him lmfao! Did a Reeeeal slow fall hands first into his waist, then an unabashed grab. JK but it would have been hot! Nah you know I respect that he is straight. It kills me, but I do.

Lucky bitch.

LOL!! Right? I love the way his cock jiggles. Hot. I would fuck that man silly.

Meloni’s ass is everything, clothed or not. 😋😋😋 I’m so jealous. I shipped Beecher/Keller so hard in retrospect.