I dont dig this Vadim dude at- all!

To be continued…..

Staggering across two yards to Slutty Nurses house, we managed to get there unharmed, going through the sliding glass door, I tripped on the threshold and he went down trying to catch me, landing on me face down in my crotch. He started pawing at my belt like a school boy trying to figure out his first bra.I laughed at him, He suddenly looked very sullen, “I have a confession to make.” I laid my head back on the floor.. FUCK i thought, here it comes..At the same time my head is racing, first the brunette.. then HIV.. FUCK. All in the nano seconds it took him to start his sentence. “You and I have shared some very ummm “Intimate” things.” he said folding his arms across my now drooping cock, resting his chin over his hands. “I am XXass4days.” My eyes popped open.. WHAT? Flash back 3 months, on a site called “name redacted to protect my very slutty past” I had a profile which I used to… well if I have to draw you a picture you damn sure shouldn’t be reading this. Anyway, he precedes to tell me he tripped across it while perusing profiles, and began catfishing me. At first he explained he thought it would be funny, his plan was to let me divulge some juicey stuff and he would trip me out at the gym dropping little bits. Then he said, we got into some very deep conversations about what turned each other on.. and he found it so erotic, he just kept going. I’m laying there trippin for a minute.. He went on to confess that after a while he just didn’t know what to do. Then I mentioned XXXX club, and suggested he get his best come fuck me jeans on and meet me there. Well, he did. Brunette came as moral support – she knew everything. So now.. I am sitting there with my mouth hanging open and involuntarily getting wood again. I didn’t know whether to punch him in his cocksucker or fuck him until he cried real tears. “Say something” he said, half grinning, then he buried his face in his hands and started to get up. ” I don’t do this.. I am not even positive I am gay. I have only been with a few guys, and YOU.. I just didn’t really think it through.” THAT broke my silence.. Wait what?! “No don’t get pissed, I wanted tonight to happen – I just didn’t think the whole profile thing through, it just happened. You got me so horny just chatting with you. I wanted to do this, I was just in over my head.” Alrighty then, you need to give me a minute. (Oh it’s on bitch I am so fuckin you.) See now it is snapping into my head – this guy knows all my naughty ideas lol – wheels when they turn are amazing things. AND he is HOT as fuck. Yep it’s on.

Where was I.. Oh yes, so now I have one hand on his cock and one now working 2 fingers in his ass, we are still in this endless kiss and I swear my fucking head is swimming now.. BAM BAM BAM BAM HEAVY pounding on the door.. still going at it BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Pounding and YELLING now.. we are both giggling – “Who is in there!?” It’s T. We both quickly adjust our shit – both of us hard as rocks now, I swing the door open and T is so not amused. Fuck. Well it turns out all the extra liquer was in there lmfao. OKAY! Like I knew that??! T is pretty pissed.. We are both giggling like fucking school girls now.. (fucking Cuervo) The more he is bitching the harder I am laughing.. I look around and FM is dust! WTF. So I help T grab some bottles and I am of course doing my drunken best to apologize as we head to the kitchen. I see Brunette and FM amble down the hall towards the front door – I am thinking eeesh. The gig is up. Way to kill a buzz. I head back to the pool side with T, and we resume our socializing, but my head is still swimming, and I am dying to know what the fuck happened with FM. Then, the hand on the shoulder again. He sits down next to me, and I get the “Brunette and I are just friends yadda yadda yadda thing.” She was going home, he told her he would catch a ride. SWEET. Ha! I was thinking the SAME THING! Well, he is still staying very low key with the crowd, okay it’s cool, we aren’t married. Now It is like 4 AM, and I looked at him and said dude I am not going to be driving you home tonight, we are sacking where ever we find a spot. He laughed and said “it’s cool”. What a cute little Guido. T’s neighbor overheard us and said “You boys can take my guest room if you want!” I dont think the words were all the way out her mouth and I was on my feet pulling FM out of his seat. LOL! Off to the slutty nurses we went (also a story for another time) she told me which room as we staggered across the yard,I was getting hard just thinking about what was coming..

So we are all conversing back and forth now, The gorgeous brunette is off at the next table, I am craning my neck trying to figure out what she might be seeing.. by now he has his foot up the leg of my cargo shorts!! I have my hand pressing down on it to stop him, all the while acting like nothing is going on, and just about shitting myself at the same time. We are 15 minutes into this little sit down, and the partner of the guy who threw the party (We will call him T and the host TJ) has noticed the looks between FM and I. (He and I are also fucking but that is a story for another time) He is shooting me the grim from across the table, and darting his eyes over to the hot brunette. (shorthand: WHAT are you thinking she is right fucking THERE) Now I bust out laughing, because the look on his face was just that fucked up and funny at the same time. FM pulls his foot back almost pulling me under the table with it. FUCK. I think to myself. Now I can’t stop laughing.. everyone at the table is looking at me – T is now shaking his head in disapproval. I quickly get up to go to the head, not thinking that I have a tent going on in my cargo shorts.. Stellar. I slide my hands down in front of me.. yeah clever huh, FM turns his head end shoots his Cosmo all over the person next to him.. yeah we are both pretty tipsy. Color everyone else mystified. But I keep right on ticking – scurrying off to the head. Yeah my wood died a fast death thinking about that little scene. This is just nuts I am thinking.. I come out of the bathroom and blammo. FM right there in my grille. People in the kitchen to our left spare room dead ahead.. I don’t even remember walking in there. but 10 seconds later I have him pinned up against the door in what I can only describe as the hottest fucking kiss of my life, before or since. I can’t even tell you how long it lasted, there were points I was breathing his breath. Now we have our hands down each others pants, full of cock.. ass, yeah it was like that LOL I felt every square inch of his gorgeous body in no time flat – the kiss was broken by someone trying to push the door open! FUCK I yelped and pushed it back shut, locking it. Back to that kiss – I could hear mumbling on the other side – frankly I didn’t give a fuck at this point. I have both my hands down his pants probing his tight ass, he makes a play for mine, I grab his hand “you don’t want to go there” LOL – no hesitation his hands are back on my cock.

Wow this is sort of filthy.

No, he should ride a dick like the little bitch that he is.

“If I could turn back tops. If I could find a gay.”
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Yes, because who doesn’t want to be ushered into the gay light by resident Ambassador of Cum and Poor Decision-Making, Billy Santoro? I can’t with all this Vadim trolling this week, like that shit is okay. Have some fucking decorum already. Or at least have the fucking sense not to peddle all this “closet shit” several days after a suspected closet case massacres a bunch of people.

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It’s not like homophobes do anything to our community, they are guests that navigate super well!!!!

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