Be nice to the pregnant lady!

No, I meant clean ass/pits. I knew a person with somewhat poor hygiene, but cute w/good “ass returns.” I used to wash him in the shower. It felt like I was taking care of a child at times

I know.

LOL yeah.. Shit my first year in the fast lane would have people rollin on the ground! Every time I see a so called virgin getting nailed I giggle. The first 4 or 5 guys I slept with must have thought I was a complete and total prick!! Baby it in shit! I was jammin my cock in like they were Johnny Rapid and all warmed up LOL!! When my dick is hard there is NO give to it AT all. I had no fuckin clue what it was all about whatsoever. Gentle and patient were not in my repertoire. I can still see the look of pissed off shock on their faces LOL!!!

LOL not at all – we kinda knocked the lid off it here! Yeah I am not into that shit either.. smelly pits “musky ass” fuck you buddy get in the shower and don’t come out till it squeaks lol. I have an FB that tries to slip that shit past me lol – nope. Med students. Like dude you play with dead bodies all day! Don’t you think that’s enough “smells”???

My ex used to love cum eating. I never got used to it, just like pit licking wasn’t his thing. TMI sorry

You should write dirty novels, yes really. Too bad you’re not verse, otherwise that hot(?) guy could have fucked you as well. 2nd butholes come in handy

OMFG! LOL well nothing really surprises me – I know the models at BSB used to sop up the cum with their skivvies and sell them. Ishh. Yeah I’m good lol, once the fluids have cooled I don’t want to play with them even a little.

LOL he was tight as fuck for the first 5 minutes.. and I thought once his hole opened up he would quit yelping but it just got louder LOL, people would have thought I was killing him if he weren’t yelping “fuck me!!” every other breath. I nailed his ass three times that night.. all three times with the sound effects! Actually I love a loud bottom. That fucker could lock his legs behind his head.. it was like they were everywhere!! But the really hot part was in that position when I got passed the back stop it felt like he had a second asshole around the tip of my dick WAY down in there.. I couldn’t get enough!! In hindsight I may have been fucking his liver.

So he’s from FL. Shout out to Pepperdine & Malibu (I miss it). You should have called him again. No offense, I believe you were both drunk and as a result of a tragic accident you slipped into his butthole. Butt how did it feel?? New? Used? Sorry, so many ques.

PS did you play h2o polo @ Pepperdine?? It must be so hard doing gay “things” at that school because they’re Christian.

Which reminds me, didn’t Sean Cody Marshall harvest & sell his excrement? Apparently some “people” enjoy that sort of crap

I see. No offense, I believe you were both drunk and as a result of a tragic accident you slipped into his butthole. Butt how did it feel?? New? Used? Sorry, so many ques.

Although now that you ask.. I never did meet his friends! Maybe he was closeted, tbh I never gave it a second thought until you asked LMFAO!

LOL I figured – I was fuckin with you.

Yeah – Pepperdine. His rents were a big deal in West Palm, he didn’t seem closeted but then in the shape we were in it would be hard to tell LOL, I don’t normally go for the giant guys but he was so damn pretty.. and LOUD. Fucking hell I thought I killed him when I stuck it in lol, but that was his happy noise! A night to remember for sure.

Strange question- was he bicurious or closeted? 6’5 & muscular tends to be typical for them. I wonder if he was from one of the Division 1 schools

NEIN, nein!! But I ususally notice when there are disgusting porn problems (i.e. guys who don’t enemize properly & accidents happening)

LMMFAO!!! What is with you and shit lol, are you into scat?

Yeah, I fucked one in Daytona on spring break – the guy was like 6’5″ and JACKED. Maybe he was the ball boy lmfao! These guys and the “creative writing”. I think mine was way closer to the truth LOL!

Oedipus complex