Awww… I just had a *horrible* flashback to the time that Randy Blue model was on the VH1 show “My Partner is fucking crazy as hell…” (That may or may not have been the actual title but it’s basically the whole show.) He was going on and on about how it’s just ‘work’ and she was just staring daggers at the camera. What was his name?! In any case- I don’t think they ever had kids, thank the Lourdes.

I’m feelin for Mrs. Aspen.. I’m afraid the illusion is about to bust for her. My guess is the guy isn’t getting enough dick at work so it’s time to bring some home. What better guise than cam shows? It’s so crafty on his part though, think about it! He can bring home guys telling her he needs to practice.. “hon take the kids to the park, I need to concentrate on my work.” LOL! By the time that shit comes undone I am betting she has 4 screamin brats on her ankle when he finally comes clean and leaves her sitting.

Only on his cheat day. Lol… I would probably pay $300 just to take a nap on his chest hair if you caught me on the right day. Or, the wrong day, depending on how you look at it.

300 to fuck Aspen? I’m pretty sure I could get it with a quarter pounder and large fries.

I trust she got paid for her camel toe cameo.

Lol. I saw that too. I thought it was something to do with Lasix, though I did wonder about the eye color thing. Latin America? I hope it’s not the same place that did Rafael Alencar’s ass.

Girl, Aspen truly hates herself!

I looked through Twitter again and under a photo set captioned “coming soon” is a picture to a place in Latin America that scars your eyes with a laser to turn brown eyes blue.

Next thing you’ll know will be a photo

“Getting dropped off at the gay conversion camp by my #wifenkids !”

I think that was a video with his wife, which he posted on twitter….MEN is absolute shit.

When you’re getting that good dick/ass on the regular, that shit can have you breaking laws, paying a dude’s utility bills, saying reckless garbage on Periscope, or making any other number of dumbass, regrettable decisions. Throw drugs into the equation and it’s Murder, She Wrote.

Nope!! I don’t do skype shows anymore. I recently got scammed by someone ( who shall remain nameless ) and since then i just drop my coins on flirt4free.

Thx boo:)

Preach Scrapple. And why is it damn near every gay pornstar is fucking crazy? Did you hear about meth head Killian James? Chile, i was never a fan of of that overweight beach whale anyways so no loss.

He better remember to pull those things off the mirror when the caseworker comes calling.

I can only imagine what those kids will be bringing in for Show and Tell.

That’s just nasty! I’ve never been a fan of disks but seeing that collection in his family bathroom made me gag. I understand it’s a persona , but come on now Aspen! Get it together girl!

I really expect a ” Special escort rate! Help me buy my kids and step kids their Xmas presents!” Post on Twitter in a few months.

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I didn’t even know they made butt plugs with suction cups now. I’ve been out of the toy game too long.

And who just throws their dildos in the sink like that? I’m just think of all kinds of cross contamination and shit.

I stand corrected! 😘

I would’ve said Crystal Pepsi.

Don’t she know there’s more money in bottoming? Someone has to keep her in slingbacks and Similac.