This is a jumble. I dislike things I normally like and vice versa. The guy with the most tats is the hottest even though I hate tats. He’s hotter, but also his tats just look like better choices. The bear claws are just annoying even though they are less comprehensive in terms of coverage (I sound like an insurance commercial).

Also, I love suit play, but not on guys who appear totally unlikely to have a white collar job. And you’re totally right about the weird sofa/bed.