Yeah, but I spelled it wrong so I shouldn’t incur her wrath. Or maybe it’ll be the opposite.

I could look at that face all day, every day. I don’t know why Chicago Fire doesn’t have him half naked in every episode.

Oh, LE for sure. I remember reading a tweet about LE telling their models to use Truvada like a plan B pill, taking one before the scene and then one after. That’s some seriously messed up shit. I’m a bit biased though. Once I ignored and got passed all the bugchasing at TIM, I realized how much I liked some total dick piggery/passion porn from time to time. I blame these sorry ass str8 boys who can’t take a dick without dying.

Did they rope my girl, Keke Palmer, into that TLC biopic?

OMG You called her by her birth name. Calling Lady Gaga Stefanie is like calling Lord Voldemort Tom Riddle.
Jokes aside, I have no idea why that fool would dump that Adonis, she must have gone gaga (no pun). LOL He is aging like fine wine, though. Her loss.

Lol. Taylor is everything. Those eyes with that gray hair? Swoon. Why the heck did Stephanie let him go?

Don’t even compare a gogo boy to my Mason Lockwood! LOL I used to have a massive crush on this guy since the first time I saw him on the vampire diaries.

It’s not even the studio. It’s a pointless subset.

And then Madame Lucas plays “Mercedes Boy” as she speeds away, having dropped her cum filled models at the nearest bus stop.

BSB

“Yes, girlfriend. How could they let me treat them so bad?”

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Wait, wouldn’t that make Michael Pebbles?

I guess I see a little resemblance, but that guy is much hotter. He looks like a caramel coated Taylor Kinney.

I will cop to the fact that I didn’t even read the stories about the alleged terrible things that went on at LE. But here’s why, in my blissful ignorance, I don’t care. 1. The porn from him lately is amazing. 2. To me, working for LE is like working for LaFace Records. Babyface will turn you into a superstar and get better projects from you than anything you could do anywhere else. And in the process, he will break and ruin your ass in ways that are both legal and predictable.

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I swear for everything that’s unholy this guy must have a long-lost brother. Look trey_stagram up on Instagram. They look so much alike, their body types differ, but the faces match.

It’s a portmanteau of Javen and Chaz. I was thinking of calling him Mary Chaven Carpenter but that seemed like an obscure musical reference. So DJ Jazy Jizz it is.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All.”

That what the plaque on ML’s desk reads. And it’s right next to a map of all the mosques in NYC. Curiouser and curiouser…

I thought it was Chaz ?