ChaosMen: Remy Ferrera Fucks Antonio Cervone (Bareback)

MyFerrettLady says:

FoineThen! I haven’t seen you around here in ages.

How you been gurl?

MyFerretLady says:

DO I remember him? Apparently you don’t remember me telling you time and time again that was never going to work!!! Don’t worry that’s why I love you. You always keep us guessing!

Has it really been that long since Manny? The BUSH administration?! Well I’m glad he’s still around…time to break out those weapons of ASS destruction if you know what I’m sayin! :P

As for me, well long story short I caught Cecil cheating…with a woman. Yup you heard that right. NEVER saw that coming. Always seemed as gay as a picnic basket to me. We tried to work through it but it always came back to accusing me of suppressing his bisexuality. Can you believe that shit?! I mean maybe I was, but the nerve of these people!

Now I’m happy to be alone again, catching up on some of my programs and doing a little extra cardio.The Lord is testing my patience though. A girl has needs and this freshly toned ass from hours of jazz aerobics isn’t going to pound itself!

MyFerretLady says:

Oh puhlease! Like I want you in there after hearing about everything you’ve dived in to! And not everyone can have a baby smooth ass like yours. Maybe I should buzz it though. Gotta show off those glutes, what else am I paying for those salsa aerobics classes for?

Holidays were good. Had to cancel Thailand with Cecil so just did Saint Lucia with mother again. Honestly for the best. You know Thai food doesn’t agree with my hairy ass! Frankly I have no desire to go there but you know how he was. Always looking for new adventure and culture when he knew damn well all I need is a martini and a gossip rag on a beach.

Mother is doing well. Still with Barty (the retired horticulture professor and part-time playwright I told you about), so obviously I had plenty of time for my MenAtPlay sessions. You’ll be surprised to hear I didn’t exactly need my men from cyberspace though, if you know what I mean ;) There wasn’t much alone time if you catch my drift ;) Met some other men there if you’re picking up what I’m putting down ;) What I’m saying is I was having A LOT of sex.

MyFerretLady says:

Oh you don’t need to remind me about your daily rituals. I can’t believe you’re STILL not on Jack’d though. Is it the name that’s intimidating you? Maybe you need to join me at my hip hop aerobics classes and get that ass in shape! Plus there’s a discount if you bring a friend and all these classes cost a pretty penny so you can bet your bottom dollar I’m always looking to pinch them!

Honey I quit the retirement home ages ago. I may have a heart of gold but I’ll turn on a dime, and time is money and if you want my two cents, making sure all those old biddies who were as phony as a three dollar bill drink their Ensure wasn’t worth a plugged nickel. They’re probably all dead by now to be honest LOL.

Speaking of, I can’t believe I forgot to dish about Shepherd! Well, he died. Hiking accident, something to do with spelunking or whatever. Frankly he was a little clingy so that’s one way to get off the hook.

MyFerretLady says:

LOL well let’s hope THAT Shepherd doesn’t suffer the same fate. I’ll be honest, I had to looking him up for a quick refresher but damn! That boy is Y-U-M tasty! He can tend my flock any time!

Oh no no nooooooo certainly not camming. I met someone at my belly dancing aerobics class who got me to invest in his business and it’s been going SO well you would not even believe. He designs custom shapewear for pets. We made a fortune over the holidays. A lot of people out there squeezing their overfed mutts into festive sweaters for their Christmas cards. Maybe I’ll send you a pair one of these days, you ANIMAL you!

I really should be getting into camming though, at least for some extra cash. My abs are on point after all that belly dancing!

MyFerretLady says:

Oh you stay right there where they need you. Besides, who else am I gonna get all the inside gossip from?!

Magda at my disco aerobics dance class loves to hear it all too. Don’t worry, she promised she wouldn’t tell anyone, though I’m sure the thirsty bitches here would love to hear some of it!.