Don’t forget to pour out a little for da homies.

Ah, the Gospel of Wu Tang. Thank you for today’s reading. Let us ponder its wisdom and partake from the common cup filled with Hennessey.

Wu Tang once told us “Protect Ya Neck…against weave related injuries.”

I feel you on the dick insurance. You can never have too much arch.

I am seriously concerned about the future availability of Hole and Weave insurance in this new America.
Dick insurance, on the other hand, could be considered the overarching policy.

Everyone should have multiple insurance coverages. Health. Life. Dick. Hole. Weave. You need it all.

Yeah, like I said, she’s a dick waystation.

She should have some good insurance. Her copay shouldn’t be that much lol. We’re evil lmao

Yes that Tim.

I hope he leaves her with enough money to get those lupus meds.

You do mean Tim from TimTales, right?

LMAO!! I love Toni, but damn. She’s the only person i know that filed for bankruptcy multiple times. I added her to my pray list after the second time, Birdman is about to get that 90’s money. Tamar or the other ones can’t offer him shit, but Toni is pay dirt. Drake is Jewish so i know he got his shit on locked, but everybody else is getting those pockets picked!!

Tim is that irrelevant? I threw some of my best shade and you didn’t catch it. I’m starting itch just typing about that creep.

Lol. I love high class hooker shade. But for the life of me I couldn’t figure out the Tim. See, that’s how much relevance Tim has. Most times I forget he has a name. Really he’s just a waystation for that dick.

Birdman said that to Toni right before stealing all of her masters, leading to another bankruptcy filing and Ms. Braxton having to do an updated version of Unbreak My Heart to be released as a fundraising single.

I was throwing some high class shade at Tim. lol. I don’t want them loose booty, disease infected bitches. I have enough problems to worry about, i don’t wanna have to worry about my dick falling off too.

What’s yours is ours, we’re a family. *Birdman hand rub*

I see I have to start trademarking my shit cuz y’all some thieving hoes. Lol.

Who is this Timothy of which you speak? I was talking about Treasure Island Media’s “Knocked Out Jerked Off” or whatever that series is called. I don’t think you want those whores. Not unless you want to be Patient Zero.

I love that saying, i never heard of it, but i’m stealing it. And if Timothy uses my statement for a scene he better send me a check. Or at least one of those whores he has working for him.

“NyQuil is your best friend in times like these.”

TIM has an entire series based on that statement. Feel better. I think they say “Seed a cold, dick a fever.”

So who gets him? I am a career woman and I can cook, clean and slay.

What’s his diet & exercise like? Especially his ab workouts and cardio?