As for the Italians, the DP probably gets them past their overall need to pretend their straight-laced. If two straight guys are merely rubbing their dicks together until they come into a vagina they are still straight. It does not occur to them that it is a pretty gay thing to do.

This was very well said, and with a nice perverted twist of a classic cartoon gif at the end.

I missed the Tom + Jacob > Ellis combo, in part because I don’t have faith in DPs, but I’ll have to go look that up after your endorsement.

Not if you do it right.

To me, DPs have exactly two uses. In real life, they are a way for two tops to fuck each other without actually fucking each other — bumping cocks goes from vanilla to scorching when it’s inside another guy’s ass. You also have to find each other’s rhythm, so it becomes tantric in a way as well. 2. In porn, two straight guys double penetrating a woman, especially double V or double anal, suddenly don’t seem so straight anymore. Watching them let go of the normal boundaries to rub cocks and mix cum is deeply, deeply arousing. The Italians do that best from what I’ve seen. Wow, I’ve just talked myself into wanting to see that now.

But gay guys, who should have no such barriers, fucking that way in porn bore me to pieces usually. As I have said in the past, Tom and Jacob impressed the hell out of me by double penetrating Ellis and cumming in unedited close proximity in his ass without the use of hands — the double hat trick (only they weren’t wearing hats, wink wink). If even one cock could do that routinely during DP, I would change my opinion of it. But if they both have to pull out and use hands, then the DP moment usually just ends up looking like someone trying to negotiate into something that they locked themselves out of. Tedious.

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Lol you kinky bastard.

What happened to making another account? Lol

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