LMMFAO!! Jesus.

I had totally driven all recollection of that ass faced gargoyle out of my memory. It took THOUSANDS of hours of gay porn.. NOW I have to start over again.

JTravis… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3967593e0f8313640f45f699787739ea76707432e543b9b3acae983eab214cd7.jpg

OMG dude that first pic is positively haunting. *Clutches pearls*

LMMFAO – dude you better be trying your hand at sarcasm here, THIS is not just gay porn – it is gay porn ala “Men”, using the words “plot” and “sense” when referencing ANYTHING that comes from that site could result in the men with white jackets comin for your ass.

Fuck that!! Which “fans”? What kind of knuckle dragging MORON thinks that shit is hot?! Those guys are smart enough to realize that some mistakes just keep on giving, I can’t imagine being stuck with some stupid shit I thought was a cool idea for 10 minutes for the rest of time. WAY too many other ways to commemorate things that mean something to me, I don’t need to look at it in the mirror every day. Tats look cheap, guys that think it makes them look like “bad boys”? Nope, it makes you look utterly common and a bit simple.

I don’t understand the reason why all these porn models felt the need to cover their body with inks. For me, tattoos are so overrated. Blame the fans too. Some fans are telling some of the guys who are ink-free like Carter Dane, Griffin Barrows, Tegan Zayne, Ivan Gregory, Alex Mecum & Tomas Brand that they should get tattoos.

ALTHOUGH. IF. You kept his shirt on and laid him face down ass up …..

Yeah I get it, it’s like that Christmas lookin wreath disaster on Sebastian what’s his face’s chest. That shit would give me nightmares.

See – the way I see it Paddy has ONE face, he makes the same damn face no matter what is going down – or up for that matter. So given the choice? I would just as soon his ass was the one getting stuffed, and often. LOL I don’t know if it is a nervous tick for him or what, but dude if EVERYTHING causes that look – then stick a big dick in him I say. As far as Gabriel goes, I have seen some hot scenes with him bottoming, his flip with Colby for one, and actually one of his first ever scenes was as a bottom – the top’s name escapes me now, it was a flip fuck, and he was not having any issues then either. So I guess it really is in the eye of the beholder as they say. As for Paddy? He is way too sexy as a bottom to not be at least flipping in these scenes.

I still can’t look beyond Colton’s tattoos, so he’s a solid no for me.

The first time I saw Paddy he was dressed as a cop, and had a huge black nightstick. He ditched the uniform, and fucked himself senseless with that stick, with not even a hint that he felt anything. After that he decided to be a trade top. Then when I finally saw Paddy bottom. It was a flip-flop with Gabriel Clark. It was like watching two guys who had to get high on heroin, to go through the motions. After that I never wanted to see either of them bottom again. Sometimes it’s hot to see an asshole top get pounded, and listen to him whimper. Neither Paddy or Gabriel are in that category, and their zoned out, or drugged out demeanor negated anything that might have been a turn on. No_No_No_Yes, on the other hand, I would take great pleasure in watching Mr. Man Bun, Diego Sans, being gang fucked. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d529c6f2df57be337c35703b3fd2615ff73966bb82a10b0d9b15108b3137693.jpg

These twinks always seem to transition into beautiful muscular twinkish-jocks.

bottoms for Johnny Rapid and Diego Sans in another scene,

and then him & Diego Sans & Jimmy Durano gets gangbanged in the final orgy scene.

I honestly just do not understand this trend, pouring hundreds of thousands of hours into your body at a gym, then letting some hack scribble some sort of nonsense on it. It is just ludicrous. Yet it seems almost as if it is some weird gay porn “right of passage” kind of thing, because finding an unblemished model is like the needle in the haystack these days. You can not tell me that little idiot thought that eyesore through before he did it.

bitch!