I’m good with that too.

I’d like to see him top again to decide…

The sprawling was a reference to bathroom sex in porn, not real life. In porn it’s never just people standing around.

I’m only busting your chops because in that other post you presented the idea that eating ass was equivalent to getting fucked in that bathroom. I actually don’t have a problem with bathroom sex. But that location was disgusting. The only thing missing was an appearance by the Ghostfacers.

Full disclosure: I totally read that part about historical cruising in James Franco’s voice. And now I can’t stop laughing.

Wow, you really haven’t had bathroom sex! Take a gander at xtube once in a while. Authentic videos will show you that no one, but no one is “sprawled on the floor.” I have had my share of bathroom encounters, and I never even sat down for most of them.

I will grant you that the one rare exception is when the bathroom is cruisy but the stall doesn’t have a glory hole. Under those circumstances, an understall blowjob is possibly the only option. And that does require knee contact. I did that once or twice, but it was in a very clean bathroom on a campus. And again that’s rare. That’s why I hate when professional porn tries to do bathroom scenes. They just fuck up the fantasy by getting it wrong.

Lastly, I’ll speculate that maybe you’ve had the privilege of coming of age in a place or time when it was safe to date and have sex like regular couples. It’s worth thinking historically about *why* men used to have sex in public and/or illicit places, and being grateful — all of us — for the rights and privileges that we have now.

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Lets be real, bathroom fucks aren’t going to involve standing around. People are going to be on their knees. Or draped over sinks or toilets. Or flat out sprawled on the floor. The bathroom in that scene was janky as fuck. If you looked close enough I bet you could see mold on the tiles. I don’t even want to think of what it smelled like. Eating a clean ass of one person versus literally rolling around in the filth of who knows how many people? No contest. At least not to me.

You are not seriously going to act like standing in a bathroom is less sanitary than EATING someone’s ass. That’s like saying, “I’m worried about salmonella, so I won’t take a job in a kitchen but I will lick a chicken’s asshole.”

You’ll fuck in a ratchet bathroom but you’re hesitant to slobber on an ass? You cannot pick and choose your pig battles! lol

“I really like Leo and all of that ass too!”

YES!

I have not rimmed in almost ten years, and only did so maybe three times in my life (including one in the shower).

The last time I did it, a guy at my gym whom I called “the Marine” (6’1″ or so, ripped, HUUUUNG, and hot as fuck) bent over right out in the open locker room and ordered me to lick his ass, which I gladly did. I ate all that motherfucker’s Frusengladje. Lucky for me Dr. Love was fully scrubbed.

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