It ain’t that deep.

I would think shade would be good for a black eye. Less need for squinting at the sun.

Get that money, and snatch up some free gasoline if they’re offering. That shit will be worth more than gold in the next few weeks.

I don’t think Leona ever wanted that super stardom though, so she probably likes it. And Broadway is no joke. If your vocals aren’t together that nightly routine will be reflected in your performance and ticket sales.

Missy still kills it with her videos. And her songs always have a good dance beat. I don’t see her name attached to other artists songs like back in the day. Maybe she’s not producing as much. Pharrell just had triplets. The boy is tired.

I’m laughing at us giving Keyshia more mentions in the last few days than she has had in years. Poor thing.

See, what we’re not going to do is shade Robyn! Bitch turn on your locations.

I know but i hate that sound. It sucks and the shit is just loud with no meaning behind it. Gurl, FEMA is about to pay out Millions if not Billions, so I better go head and throw out my claim and see if I can coup a couple of dollars.

Still, she’s another that was supposed to be a mega-star in the music industry. It seems like Broadway is a backup plan for those musicians that can’t get it together. Get money though.

Missy is getting lazy IMO, “I’m Better” was a bop and i liked the remix too. I didn’t really like “WTF” til I saw the video. She needs to promote just like she’s a rookie in the game. She’s been away for a minute now “The Cookbook” came out in 05. Gurl, I was still in middle school and Bush was still president when that damn album came out. Speaking of Pharrell, he’s finally starting to show his age ( kinda ) he thought he was gonna have the 30 year old face forever… no….boo. They had to be the reason cause her career flat-lined after 2008… I bet she can make a mean fish plate though. She is from Oakland after all.

Well if anyone knows about loyalty and coverup eye shadow, it’s Ms. Fenty.

Yes girl, get those coins before they magically disappear. EDM has become big in the rap/hip hop world over the last few years. Everybody and their mama is working with DJs like the ones we mentioned, David Guetta and more.

I think Leona was getting her Broadway shine on. She probably have her purse situation worked out.

I don’t know what Missy’s deal is. Maybe she’s working on too many things at once. I know she was working on a biopic about herself at one point. “I’m Better” and “WTF” were good singles. That one did have a lot of “I” talk, but don’t think that group who shall not be named came for her because of the references. Pharrell’s ass is still bopping around, so it can’t be that. I can only assume Keyshia got a complimentary ticket for being on an MTV show. I gots nothing for Mary. If she want happiness let her ass hit up the local dancery.

That reminds me, I need to see if i can qualify for a FEMA cheque. Zedd is not definition or bland and basic, but whatever floats your boat sis. You will not disrespect King Diplo like this, I loathe the whole EDM sound and that genre entirely, but I would suck the skin off his big dick. French Montana? Hunnie, you gotta love yourself. However he swings I don’t care to know. Besides his face always looks like its getting sucked in, he has a weird face. Khaled is handsome, but no. His always being positive shit is annoying, like gurl cum on already. Cheryl is just mad that she never broke the US market, she’s the definition of local, I know that she was in some basic ass girl group that were big in London and other parts of the European market, but total flops over here. Leona Lewis didn’t deserve to become a flop, this woman gave us so many bops.

I think she keeps pushing this imaginary album back because the singles aren’t hitting like their supposed to. She needs to drop more material and promote it, she’s a veteran in the game she should know how this works. What the hell was Keyisha doing at a VMA after party like this is 2008? And a Gucci dress with tags still on it? A ratchet mess, yes she is. Her whole family is ghetto as hell, her mom and sister show was my guilty pleasure back in the day though.

We need to pray for Mary, she’s the perfect example of somebody being rich but still being miserable. Money don’t buy happiness or a good man.

Okay, but I’m using one of your wigs so the DNA comes back to you.

Yes, I will use a natural disaster to drag a bitch harder than FEMA. But you know it’s all love. Zedd can get his lazy on while I use that dick to “Break Free.” Diplo always makes me think of a semi-basic Calvin. I’d still give him a taste though. I’d be open to seeing how French Montana slings that Moroccan meat. Maybe Khaled. She a big girl, but I want to see how major that key is. Plus I feel like every time you’d bust he’d be like “Another one.” Cheryl’s passing ass ain’t fooling me. She just mad she can’t see Leona Lewis from her vantage point.

Missy needs to come out with this album already and stop messing with these singles. Keyshia had the nerve to show up to a VMA afterparty in a sheer Gucci outfit with the tags still on, then when she got read for filth, tried to play it off like she did it to remember the designer years from now. Keyshia needs to find some new locks, because hers were changed.

Consider how Mary came in the game, better it be a broken heart than a broken pipe. Or catching a fist from K-Ci.

Yes! Okay, so we’ll take your car s̶o̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶i̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ since you already have what we need to have a successful kidnapping.

Bitch, no you do not use Harvey to drag me LOL. It hasn’t even been a full month yet you heartless bitch. Zedd looks like a boring lay, and i hate the kinda music he makes. Diplo could get it though. Speaking of Diplo, i didn’t know that man was 38. He looks damn good for his age. I’m not ignoring Tom deliciousness I just have actual taste. Yeah, she assualted a black female about 13 years ago and called her black bitches and shit like that. Bitch thought because she married a biracial men that would somehow exucse her past behavior. I know it happened a while back, but that type of shit isn’t forgivable in my eyes.

Missy has been teasing a new album for more than a decade now. SCREAMING at that Keyisha shade. This is why i luh you.

True. Mary is probably gonna die from a broken heart.

I do keep a ski mask and duct tape in my car for impromptu kidnappings, scalpings and drag shows.

Gurl, I think you need to get that hurricane water out of your eyes. Zedd is cute. Especially when his hair is all styled. And keep ignoring Tom’s deliciousness if you want to. I didn’t remember Cheryl’s incident. I don’t know why she felt the need to go there when her ex was a man of color, and it’s clear she has something something up in her family.

What Ciara needs to do is try to get up on Missy album. It’ll drop eventually.
Keyshia needs to “Let it Go.” Cuz when her song comes on in the club they gon’ be like “Dammmmnnnn she flopped.”

I can’t feel sorry for Mary. Everyone told her not to marry CanDon’t but she didn’t listen.

Aww, poor baby. I haven’t seem him since they had that boring ass show on Disney. Is that a good thing? I bet Joe is thanking his lucky stars that he didn’t get hit with that “Jonas” curse. Nick is thick, but I still want Joe. Should we kidnap them, sis?

Zedd? Okay conversation over. There’s nothing hot on that man, but hunnie get it i guess. Tom is not hot, you can not and will not convince me that troll is remotely attractive. And whatever little thing i had for him went out the window after i saw his and TayHoe planned beach photo shoot. And his hairline is tragic. Zayn has the classic beauty that none of those other boys can fuck with, yeah he’s skinny as hell, but he’s gorgeous. Niall or whatever is cute, he also has a nice ass. Liam isn’t even on my radar, and he married a racist cunt. Did he? Gurl, I could only watch two episodes of Scream Queens season 2 before dipping.

It sucks because CiCi is a sweetheart, but we all know that being nice doesn’t get you far in that industry. Keyisha sells whatever can help her get a cheque. She has really fallen off since her “Just Like You” era.

Gurl, Mary is always in something. She’s stay in a messy situation, but her ex husband did her dirty though. I would have cut him and his mistress. I’ve never been a Faith Evans fan, i was too young when she was in her prime and didn’t care for her music when i became old enough to check it out. LOL @ you dragging her by her ugly blonde wig though.

I keep forgetting there’s another brother. They call him “Bonus Jonas.” But he seems to take after Kevin, so that’s a no. Joe always seemed like the odd one out, because he doesn’t always look like his bros. The body is nice, but I’m still going with Thick Nick. But I’d still eat Joe’s cakes by the ocean.

All I want is for Calvin and Zedd to turn my tables. I don’t know why you frontin’ on Tom like he ain’t hot shit. And my baby is rich too. Didn’t Taylor have a shirtless scene on Scream Queens? I thought his body was still in check. Zayn, Liam and Niall are all different kinds of hot. I couldn’t choose. Although Zayn got sucked into that Hadid pussy, so I question his judgement.

Ciara had to resort to Sex & Magic & a broken diaphragm to secure her position. Her career is done, so she might as well get those conception coins. Keyshia was selling fish plates? I thought it was bean pies.

For all her “No More Drama” talk Mary stay in it. I haven’t been checking for Faith since she was wearing that fur coat and walking on a conveyor belt in that abandoned airport for “All Night Long.” Or maybe when she, Kelly and Whitney were checking into the “Heartbreak Hotel.” When she showed her ass on R&B Divas I was like “I knew there was a reason I wasn’t fucking with you.”

Gurl, their little brother will make the list ( once he’s 18 ) before Kevin’s basic ass. I like Joe better though, his body has my name written all over it.

John’s career hasn’t recover from that rant. Sis went from Arenas to Amphitheaters, she did it to herself though. Not to mention his albums are flopping now, but at least he still has some talent and his looks? Calvin is def bae, even after i saw some horrendous photo of him back in 08 before the fame and money. After that horrendous photo came out and i’ll still liked him i knew the love was real. That British curse has claimed Tom there’s no saving him sis. Taylor’s bawdy isn’t all that either, she let herself go after Twilight ended. I saw her on Scream Queens and was shaking my head. Those white boys are alright, but i’m sticking with my Prince Zayn. Liam is a try hard to. Like, gurl stop.

I wouldn’t even take that chance of crossing Ms Knowles/Carter. Her stans alone would make me loose my mind, CiCi was supposed to have a bigger career:( it seemed liked she start flopping when she abandoned Jazze Pha. Keri ruined her own shit, I don’t have any sympathy for her. I heard Keyisha was selling fish plates on Love and Hip Hop. Good for her, glad she’s getting some work.

Gurl, I haven’t checked for Mary like that since 2011. I was tired of this bitch making me depressed with her songs. I needed a damn break. Faith had no Faith in herself to sell……. so she conjured up some throwback Biggie verses to help her out. She and Ling Ling gotta stop using Biggie for a quick come up.

Kesha’s stage persona is Mary from “Party Girl” featuring Tyler’s play cousin Parker Posey? Maybe. All the Dr. Luke talk is always centered around drugs. Between that and the going to rehab for an eating disorder, I take it she was self-medicating even when Luke was pulling a Cosby. Not to like a sloppy extent. But who knows what the deal was.

Ever since that skit I’ve been terrified to say anything bad about Yonce.

Oooh you trying to start trouble dragging Mimi into this.

If a reformed party girl like Kesha can hit a note like that, there is no excuse for some of these other divas blaming their shot vocals on any and everything under the sun.

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John was always running his mouth off about something. I really feel like he’s the male version of Cady from Mean Girls. Got fame and popularity and it went to his head, until he had to get dragged back to earth. Calvin is all sorts of fine. He’d have my body making some sick beats. Jake’s face has been wasting away, but that body is still there. Taylor is more about body than face. I’m gonna have to disagree about Tom. She is fabu. Connor I don’t find to be cute, but that legacy sure is. Harry was okay. I used to think Zayn was the hottest of the group, but then Liam came out all “Strip that down for me” and I’m like “It would be my pleasure.” And Niall was always cute, but I didn’t really see him in a sexual manner until “Slow Hands.” He can get it too.

If you’re gonna cross Beyoncé, you have to be slicker about it, and your shit better be on point. Otherwise there’s going to be a lot of slow singin’ and flower bringin’. Ciara had put her music on hold and start using her uterus for coins. Keri will probably end up doing the same thing. Keyshia can forget either option.

I knew nothing about Mary’s album until I looked up releases for this year and saw her on the list. So what does that tell you? And her album cover has her sitting on a throne. I just shook my head. Even Faith dropped an album…with Biggie. She’s still trying it.

Make sure you stay hydrated.

You should watch this skit called “Beygencey” SNL did.

True. True. Just like Joey. I can’t remember his name but he’s a straight porn star and he’s the guy you hear in those “Out in Public”, “Oh It’s Gonna Hurt” and “Thug Hunter” videos. He annoyed the fuck out of me.