Oh so she and Wilhemina are in the same gay boat waiting for their thetans to rise and their checks to clear. Cool.

She’s a Scientologist too? That explains so, so much.

Can’t. Un. See.

I think “brains” stemmed from “head” and “dome.” Instead of mind over matter, it’s mind on my matter. Besides, hasn’t gay porn taught us sucking dick makes you stupid?

Was that Renner shade? I’m here for it. Now, let me get back to whoring up my leather catsuit. Errr…bodysuit.

I was hoping you would understand what “brains” meant because otherwise I’d be forced to light a gay candle for you. There are other ways to meet guys besides apps? Lies I say!

Well I was thinking about seeing Happy Death Day on Halloween so I wouldn’t have to serve candy and costume shade. But if you do go ahead with the Civil War plan, give a bitch a heads up. I’ll need a few days to repurpose my fiery red Letty Dobesh wig into a kick-ass Natasha Romanova wig.

Sadly, Bryan never allows for fucking in that position. I agree, it’s the hottest.

The problem is that I don’t remember most of them once I’ve seen them (I’m rarely watching the actual scenes, just the pictures). And the first photo in the update looked like a solo, so I kept scrolling past it.

I was being sarcastic in case that wasn’t apparent. I have no problem with twink/daddy sex, least of all with Bryan. I’ve been a fan of Ockert’s cockert for over a decade now.

Umm…I’m not going to comment on your bars, but I’ve heard you give good brains.

I heard bits of Em’s verse but I haven’t watched the awards yet. I’m either saving it for Halloween or Election Day. I haven’t decided which event will be scarier.

Snuffed & Sniffed. I see what you did there.

One time I had a retail job, and I helped a gorgeous straight guy build a new wardrobe. I spent 15 minutes talking him into buying a pastel shirt to COMPLEMENT his fair skin rather than whatever it is that pale guys are trying to do when they avoid those colors. He looked incredible, but he went home and let his stupid girlfriend talk him into returning it. Nothing in the world is more annoying to me than boring, risk-averse straight women who think they know fashion better than gays.

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Yes, I agree, that’s terrible! (Which producer/what site? I want to know exactly how offended to be.)

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We’ve talked about this a number of times, but it bears repeating. That position is the ultimate. So is this update — Bry did GOOD here.

i get turned on by pale guys =]

he’s sooo beefy. he can hold me any day.

lol. i must say i really like pale skins on blondes or gingers.
barton is stunning btw

took the word right out my mouth lol