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I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that Jake Jaxson isn’t doing porn for the money. He has better equipment and a better education than those other productions you cite.

I have to go back and watch that part when I need a real good laugh

Oh, they have to release the outtakes at some point. You know there was some cutting up.

Good thing it wasn’t me cause I would’ve messed up the scene constantly laughing my ass off

Well thank you for the flattery Mr. Rico Suavé. It would be ever so much fun to aid the major porn hauses with their productions, while secretly working to dismantle them from the inside. You know, grease a few palms, blow a few whistles. Just call me “Deeper Throat.”

IDK what you do for a living, but you’d make an excellent Creative Director or Consultant for one of the major studios. You really know your shit. And even if I disagree with one of your observations–which is rare, you support your conclusions so well that I have to give them consideration. Thanks for the time and detail you put into your critiques.

If I wasn’t a Calvin fan already, this vid would’ve made me one. He’s so confident and secure in his own skin that he’s not afraid of looking silly. He was campy as fuck in the club scene with the dancing and the “Bye! Thanks!” exit line. I think he even threw in some jazz hands as he was squeezing through those drag queens. Then on the train he’s Mr. Flirt, and in the Stranger Danger Walk of Future Shame scene he’s strutting to his car like “Gaying Alive” is playing in his head. He sells all those looks (including that Roland Orzabal ‘do) while looking super sexy. Allen brought it too. I’m usually only checking for him as a bottom, but he put it down.

I don’t get how Cocky Boys can shoot a scene with car headlights and have everything looking illuminated and crystal clear, meanwhile Sean Cody is shooting in full daylight and having models looking all washed out, and Falcon is serving Camp Crystal Lake horror. Even in the Arad/Ollie scene the exterior nighttime blowie was filmed perfectly.

That Jeepin’ scene reminded me of two things: Randy Blue’s classic Halloween vid Makeout Point and Clueless. And now I’m sad, having to acknowledge RB is a shell of its former self, and Clueless was released over twenty years ago.