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	Comments on: NextDoorRAW!: Charlie Pattinson Fucks Lance Ford in &#8216;Laser Load&#8217;	</title>
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		By: Annakin Skycoulter		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annakin Skycoulter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2018 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Charlie&#039;s a cutie.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charlie&#8217;s a cutie.</p>
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		By: Marco Sartori		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marco Sartori]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 19:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725413&quot;&gt;Anonymous&lt;/a&gt;.

I love your collection.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725413">Anonymous</a>.</p>
<p>I love your collection.</p>
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		By: Jermaine		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725653</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jermaine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 18:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725562&quot;&gt;Topher&lt;/a&gt;.

Hell yeah! Daddy Dawson can get it!!!]]></description>
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<p>Hell yeah! Daddy Dawson can get it!!!</p>
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		By: Hypnos		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hypnos]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 07:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725397&quot;&gt;Sask&lt;/a&gt;.

Lol. I thought this said &quot;far too fat&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725397">Sask</a>.</p>
<p>Lol. I thought this said &#8220;far too fat&#8221;</p>
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		By: Scrapple		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725580</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scrapple]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 06:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		By: Sask		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725567</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sask]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 04:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725560&quot;&gt;Topher&lt;/a&gt;.

Charlie said he should bottom more in that scene.  I agree.  As soon as he has spent some time in the gym, getting back the body he had.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725560">Topher</a>.</p>
<p>Charlie said he should bottom more in that scene.  I agree.  As soon as he has spent some time in the gym, getting back the body he had.</p>
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		By: 2345		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725564</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[2345]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 04:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725560&quot;&gt;Topher&lt;/a&gt;.

He&#039;s such a coward. But you&#039;re right, he looks much better on the bottom]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725560">Topher</a>.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s such a coward. But you&#8217;re right, he looks much better on the bottom</p>
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		By: Topher		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Topher]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 03:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725438&quot;&gt;Anonymous&lt;/a&gt;.

For a Daddy type, I&#039;d rather have James Van Der Beek. When he did those ads for DILF Khakis I was on fire. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a672a07a69cc03565903d72a8ecab573e70a829a76327f78f7d473430c99a467.jpg  https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6da9271cd2aed41ea50e7f9d567c1fe674fdcd909dd66d047a29116e45dcd51b.jpg  https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c51e51273ec7022e06815aa97184a680864b2c7e6ae01dc88bf16f2e18900e99.jpg  https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9cbae369f5d76ad76438a26d434ed0afd2f0c0edfedf6bc00812ace0ecc75f74.jpg]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725438">Anonymous</a>.</p>
<p>For a Daddy type, I&#8217;d rather have James Van Der Beek. When he did those ads for DILF Khakis I was on fire. <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a672a07a69cc03565903d72a8ecab573e70a829a76327f78f7d473430c99a467.jpg" rel="nofollow ugc">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a672a07a69cc03565903d72a8ecab573e70a829a76327f78f7d473430c99a467.jpg</a>  <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6da9271cd2aed41ea50e7f9d567c1fe674fdcd909dd66d047a29116e45dcd51b.jpg" rel="nofollow ugc">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6da9271cd2aed41ea50e7f9d567c1fe674fdcd909dd66d047a29116e45dcd51b.jpg</a>  <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c51e51273ec7022e06815aa97184a680864b2c7e6ae01dc88bf16f2e18900e99.jpg" rel="nofollow ugc">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c51e51273ec7022e06815aa97184a680864b2c7e6ae01dc88bf16f2e18900e99.jpg</a>  <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9cbae369f5d76ad76438a26d434ed0afd2f0c0edfedf6bc00812ace0ecc75f74.jpg" rel="nofollow ugc">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9cbae369f5d76ad76438a26d434ed0afd2f0c0edfedf6bc00812ace0ecc75f74.jpg</a></p>
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		By: Topher		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725560</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Topher]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 03:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725429&quot;&gt;emercycrite&lt;/a&gt;.

Agree with the gym ASAP, and that he should be bottoming. Unless there was heavy editing, Charlie came real fast when he sat on, and rode, Kellan&#039;s cock.  https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0671ecf93cad7c369b295e4e6630e5c619d5c8cd38e07d61f045f7e7034ccbe5.jpg  https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/402dc3ca5aeba2226445eb1bf22721916eb8f4eb1d1e77606f88bab9112e63be.jpg]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725429">emercycrite</a>.</p>
<p>Agree with the gym ASAP, and that he should be bottoming. Unless there was heavy editing, Charlie came real fast when he sat on, and rode, Kellan&#8217;s cock.  <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0671ecf93cad7c369b295e4e6630e5c619d5c8cd38e07d61f045f7e7034ccbe5.jpg" rel="nofollow ugc">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0671ecf93cad7c369b295e4e6630e5c619d5c8cd38e07d61f045f7e7034ccbe5.jpg</a>  <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/402dc3ca5aeba2226445eb1bf22721916eb8f4eb1d1e77606f88bab9112e63be.jpg" rel="nofollow ugc">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/402dc3ca5aeba2226445eb1bf22721916eb8f4eb1d1e77606f88bab9112e63be.jpg</a></p>
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		By: Ivan Jimenez		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725535</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ivan Jimenez]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 02:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Johnny Rapid really became a hunk now, huh? 

I guess he&#039;s tired of being a bottom and now wanna experience being this macho top!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Johnny Rapid really became a hunk now, huh? </p>
<p>I guess he&#8217;s tired of being a bottom and now wanna experience being this macho top!</p>
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		By: Colby Parr		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725522</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Colby Parr]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 01:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Charlie and his dad bod can do no wrong in my eyes. I&#039;d watch him in pretty much anything.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charlie and his dad bod can do no wrong in my eyes. I&#8217;d watch him in pretty much anything.</p>
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		By: Young Neil		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725518</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Young Neil]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 00:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I can&#039;t hate a guy with a Pokemon Tattoo!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t hate a guy with a Pokemon Tattoo!</p>
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		By: Devin		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725516</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Devin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 00:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Lance looks like he&#039;s wasting away.  I liked Lance when he was more athletic/muscular looking with his round ass.  Now he&#039;s looking not so good.  This video sucked BTW.   Lance looked his best in the scene he did with Dante Martin and Scott Demarco.  Also, the scene with Clark Campbell and Luis Parker.  He looked so good then.  What happend]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lance looks like he&#8217;s wasting away.  I liked Lance when he was more athletic/muscular looking with his round ass.  Now he&#8217;s looking not so good.  This video sucked BTW.   Lance looked his best in the scene he did with Dante Martin and Scott Demarco.  Also, the scene with Clark Campbell and Luis Parker.  He looked so good then.  What happend</p>
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		By: Jason		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[U nasty ass fags being so judgemental on these guy&#039;s bodies and looks]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>U nasty ass fags being so judgemental on these guy&#8217;s bodies and looks</p>
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		By: Jason		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725397&quot;&gt;Sask&lt;/a&gt;.

He is not too fat. Thats like saying he is too fat to fuck. Not everyone in porn has a flat stomach.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725397">Sask</a>.</p>
<p>He is not too fat. Thats like saying he is too fat to fuck. Not everyone in porn has a flat stomach.</p>
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		By: Topher		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Topher]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Charlie is looking a bit portly. For a guy who does gay porn, not taking care of your body can mean the end of your career. 

portly (adjective)
fleshy: tubby, portly, corpulent, paunchy, potbellied]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charlie is looking a bit portly. For a guy who does gay porn, not taking care of your body can mean the end of your career. </p>
<p>portly (adjective)<br />
fleshy: tubby, portly, corpulent, paunchy, potbellied</p>
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		By: rags		</title>
		<link>https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725479</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rags]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 20:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725438&quot;&gt;Anonymous&lt;/a&gt;.

Not the biggest fan of his body as of late, but that face wins me over every time.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725438">Anonymous</a>.</p>
<p>Not the biggest fan of his body as of late, but that face wins me over every time.</p>
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		By: rags		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rags]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 20:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725413&quot;&gt;Anonymous&lt;/a&gt;.

Nice Vidster profile. It&#039;s always a treat seeing men so turned on that they bust a load immediately after the action.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725413">Anonymous</a>.</p>
<p>Nice Vidster profile. It&#8217;s always a treat seeing men so turned on that they bust a load immediately after the action.</p>
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		By: creativejuices		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[creativejuices]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/01/14/nextdoorraw-charlie-pattinson-lance-ford-laser-load/#comment-725421&quot;&gt;Scrapple&lt;/a&gt;.

This is so close to being the start of a riff on &quot;My Favorite Things,&quot; and you know Julie Andrews would give it life. 

I had to pull out the rhyming dictionary to help, and the syllables are a bit cramped for the meter and tempo we all know and love, but I think the first full stanza (with pseudo-accents on the strong beats) is:


Las&#039;er Tag. Charlie Patt&#039;inson. Lance Ford&#039; looking sick&#039;ly.
Pho’toshop. Superhe’ro farce. Random girl’ leaving quick’ly.
Straights’ who hate gay’ men and tops&#039; with no dings’.
These’ are a few’ of the least in’teresting things’.


Then, in the four-bar interlude, your four least favorite men of porn get successively bitch slapped on each cheek, on beats two and three.]]></description>
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<p>This is so close to being the start of a riff on &#8220;My Favorite Things,&#8221; and you know Julie Andrews would give it life. </p>
<p>I had to pull out the rhyming dictionary to help, and the syllables are a bit cramped for the meter and tempo we all know and love, but I think the first full stanza (with pseudo-accents on the strong beats) is:</p>
<p>Las&#8217;er Tag. Charlie Patt&#8217;inson. Lance Ford&#8217; looking sick&#8217;ly.<br />
Pho’toshop. Superhe’ro farce. Random girl’ leaving quick’ly.<br />
Straights’ who hate gay’ men and tops&#8217; with no dings’.<br />
These’ are a few’ of the least in’teresting things’.</p>
<p>Then, in the four-bar interlude, your four least favorite men of porn get successively bitch slapped on each cheek, on beats two and three.</p>
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<p>We love honesty.</p>
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