I wouldn’t presume to establish a diagnosis without you logging more hours on my couch.

Ok, Peter Pan. Nope, not taking it personal. I do have the skin of a teenager. And my hole is tighter than the pants on the guys who are trying to get in my hole.

Thank you Dr. Scrapple for telling me about me. What would your diagnoses be?

I tease older people in my life all the time. Hope you’re not taking it personal because that was’t my intention. I’m sure you have the skin of a teenager, but the hole of a used up whore.

No thanks. I’m not trying to be Ana Faris in Scary Movie. I prefer multiple loads. Not one giant one it took weeks to make. Because that’s not hot.

I’m simply a fan of people owning who they are. You’ll get there one day. Nothing that comes into contact with me stays dry. When the levee’s break, it’s my fault. This ain’t no side piece. This is a two piece meal. With a biscuit.

And I suspect that’s why your communication skills are so lacking, and it probably speaks to your commitment issues. But what would an old dog like me know?

And age jokes? Really? I love being a child of the 80s. I’m loving my thirties. And I still get picked up by college guys trying to pick me up. Because my Black has not cracked or even crinkled.

I know you haven’t been in high school in a decade or two, but technology is how we communicated. Love letter is so the 90’s. And i’m sure you were smiling like a Cheshire cat when you logged in and saw that I replied. Its okay I have that affected on a lot of people.

I’ve practiced enough times to know how to hold it. You’re just jealous that you won’t be on the receiving end of those loaded peen. I don’t take anything from those two hood buggers, don’t be a cheap hoe Scrapple.

Why are u so obsessed with what touches my ass? I wish that I could relate to your bottom stories, but I just can’t. That dream would be dryer than the Arizona desert. Colton is the only person I have eyes for, anew he’s British which means he has a British accent. You could be the side piece though, you know something to do when i’m bored. I never said I was a sex master – just a guy that knows how to work with what God gave em. My peen is a blessing.

So your idea of being a gentleman is storing up cum so you’re all pent up, to the point you don’t think you could get through two minutes of Max and Beau without busting, thereby meaning you’ll most likely be a two pump chump? This is why you shouldn’t be taking ball cues from Cardi B, Offset. And I don’t sell bodily fluids. I give them freely.

Are earbuds what they call butt plugs now? I didn’t get that memo. Just be honest with yourself and admit it would scare you to have a wet dream about me. There’s no shame in that. Like Selena says, “The hole heart wants what it wants.” And with you being a self-proclaimed sex master, I’m not sure how I could possibly scar you. Unless of course you’re lying on yourself, which wouldn’t be surprising.

Whatever, Mariah. You’ve got that nose open like Cyrano. Checking your reply box like a teenager hoping his crush slipped a note in his locker between classes.

Your obsessed with me. I was minding my business then your crip-walked your ass into my reply section. I got you hooked like Phonics.

I’m saving for a date that i’m having.. again me being a gentleman. I would never sell my juice for bucks. I would sell blood before I do that. But i’m not judging how you make your money, we all have a hustle.

I go to sleep with my earbuds in and listen to slow music since I lowkey have Insomnia. I don’t wanna hear your S̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶ bedtime stories. I don’t wanna go to bed scarred and having nightmares.

Thank you. It’s very appreciated

Part 2 will probably come out in two years. I agree, the rewatch factor is high with this scene. And I usually detest watching people fuck on bunk beds.

Have they basically scrapped that series? They sure are taking their sweet time releasing a part 2 (but I could watch John and Beaux’s scene over and over while waiting for sure)

Yeah your beef needs A1 because it’s mostly gristle and hard to chew. This game you’re talking it Cricket. And trust, like Jessica Simpson I can get a handclap for the way I work my back. An hour? See you’re so used to fucking those hoes who have street parking. There’s no meter here. This is assigned parking.

Target? Get whatever is left of your life, and your wallet. Perhaps if you stopped basting those pies with that expired home churned butter they wouldn’t be soggy. And If I were a power bottom I think this is where I’d have to end the convo. Because contrary to popular belief, Cuban is not the opposite of Black.

You know plastic plates are a thing. But I’m sure you’re probably afraid of BPA, because there’s a ‘P’ close to an ‘A’ and it triggers you for some as of yet undisclosed reason. I know pigeon fuckers when I read them. I don’t fuck bird fuckers. I fuck Eagles. This body right here is for champions only. Cause I got a really big team, and they need some really big rings. They need some really nice things. Better be comin’ with no strings. Or receipts from Target.

Dropped a White mic to pick up a Cuban one. So sad.

I’m surprised this wasn’t one of those rare vids where Johnny kisses. Seemed to be heading that way. I’m hoping they get a rematch in the future. Beaux has a nice pipe and doesn’t get to use it often enough. I thought he and Johnny were going to have a pairing in that daddy series or whatever with John Magnum, but now I’m not so sure.

What the fuck are you saving it for? I’m sure the sperm clinic will give you the same amount of money if your donation doesn’t fill the cup.

See if you weren’t acting so aloof I would’ve written you a salacious bedtime story to ease your ball pain. But now you get nothing. As usual.

James, I’m so sorry to hear about your mom’s passing. Planning a service for a loved one is always difficult, but it’s that much harder when it’s a parent. I’m sending you lots of virtual hugs and face licks. I’m glad our comedic sexual tension was able to bring a little light your way. Be honest, the biggest belly laughs came whenever @disqus_sp1rzQZ82K:disqus presented himself as a strict top, right? I know I’m overcome with laughter whenever I read that.