Yet, here you are and you go on. Last word freak. If you’re so smart and I’m such trash, why have we gone 14 rounds? Because of your concern for me? Or you just enjoy it. The longer you persist, the harder sell it is that you’re so much better than I am. You’re a nice guy! And I’m in an out of control life.

I’m only playing games with you as no one has ever annoyed me to the depth you have. I bicker with others but it’s short lived and obviously doesn’t stem from so many years of pent up frustration.

I knew you were going to psychoanalyze me because it’s helpful to set yourself apart being that I’m jealous and insecure and have a black soul and need counseling and medication. How long before you start suggesting which meds I should try? Are you also a psychiatrist? Or a doctor? Most of them I know are too busy to spend 12 hours a day on the internet. Then there’s American Idol and The Voice and the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.

Your skin color or ethnicity seems to not have influenced your use of the language. Try telling your friends and family, the ones in your real life, that you’ve “been persecuted on the internet by this trash on the porn blogs” and what? It’s funny because of the hyperbole. Maybe you have been persecuted but hyperbole is my style and it’s not really yours. BTW, how does being black automatically qualify you to know the historical meaning of persecution and the dictionary definition? You’re obviously far smart enough to know that stuff regardless of your background. And, I’m being presumptuous. Apparently, you know me just from what I’ve said on porn blogs. You know enough, right? I’m mean to you so I’m sad and disturbed and in dire need of help and you care so much and even are kind enough to send me blessings.

Finally, why not stop wasting time here and go take your many talents and do some good in the world, Samaritan….why waste away in porn blogs with the trash. But then you’d miss all the fun, amusement, good hearted banter with friends you love, present company excepted, of course.

How about this one. Go sell crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here. 5 bucks for the correct answer.

I have no problem fucking myself. It’s quite enjoyable.

And being a Black man in America, I really don’t have to speak to anyone about persecution. But thanks for assuming I needed to be educated in that matter. It’s always nice when people who clearly have no control over their own life want to tell you how to live yours. I’m sorry very few people want to play your reindeer games. That’s your deal and it has nothing to do with me.

How about Young Sheldon?

It’s sad your life is so deficient you feel the need to continually bash people you don’t know. “You are enough.” Keep telling yourself that and perhaps one day you’ll actually believe it. I’m rooting for you.

Let it go, hon. Someone doesn’t like you. It’s ok. Not everyone will like you. Most importantly, I don’t even count, so, actually, your record is still perfect. Just focus on the 37,000 likes and rest assured you must be doing something right!

Now, the rapping, uh, I think you probably better stick to fiction writing. Or was that poetry? Obviously, I’m not an English major.

And in spite of your juvenile attempts to persecute me for being myself, I remain blessed, not stressed. You can stay pressed. And obsessed.

And he bounces back from the sloppy juvenile horror movie reference and tedious signs. We finally get the obsessive quality of writing that we’ve all come to expect. Bravo!

A Trump picture? I have been scandalized! Kind sir you have wounded me to the quick. I shan’t find the strength or courage to recover from this damnable blow. My life is set to ruination. My ego in tatters. Alas!

Atheists don’t believe in the thing that would be giving the blessing, professor, or are you clergy and an authorized blessing giver? You’re smart, you know all this…you don’t need me to school you on religion. You only persist with this blessing shit because you want to insult.

BTW, I’ve seen CHUD. You must be on your second bottle of wine, princess, because, frankly, throwing that at me is rather 12 year old boy classy. CHUDs…listen to him. LOL https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/568d747314ff6cb9d5f3186886facd043f3eef84db82422cda1cc80368556e51.jpg

Everyone could use a blessing. Even non-believers. And trolls. And emotionally stunted C.H.U.D.S. That’s another obscure reference for your dumb ass.
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Have a blessed day is what the assholes at Chick-fil-A say, only they, unlike you, aren’t doing it to antagonize. Oh. Oh. Oh! My atheism has been disrespected by bible thumping chicken slingers.

Anyway, keep it up, sweetie. More signs for the illiterate. Type out your comments and make signs out of that, too. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8be62f735e2e954d7ed01be8e352af8e938982c0286855a56405e457170f8c7c.jpg

Namaste. Love, light and everything that’s right.
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Yeah, you fuck off, too, asshole.

I’m the one who needs to learn how to ignore people. Even though I’ve been ignoring you for years. Okay. I need to grow a thick skin. But you’re the one who is so bothered by me you are talking about me to other people. Sure. Perhaps you should take your own advice and get a life. One which doesn’t revolve around me, or my posts, or my references.

Since I know how much you love gifs, let me give you this one and keep it moving.
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Have a blessed day.

Oh no, she’s a rained on rooster now. Oh dear, what will I do? I bitch about you to other people because you and I have already had a sit down and why bother again? You got it today because it was obvious you were giving it to me. I also don’t care what you think of me and I didn’t expect you to care what I thought of you either, so thanks for covering all that.

Oh no! Angry! Bitter! Negative!! I’m sooooo sorry ’bout it. People like you with sunshine and all your followers and fans more than make up for any negativity from poor little me. You really do overestimate my power. You with your 35k comments and 37k ass licks…translate to very active typing comments and receiving love from all.

Oh, I’m not going to disrespect you because you’ve done nothing to deserve it? LOL We aren’t in school or at church. Where do you get these rules? I can, and will, disrespect anyone, including you, anytime I feel like it. Grow some skin…some thicker skin. The world is full of disrespect, snowflake…I hate to use that which is usually reserved for liberals as I happen to be a liberal and know that liberals aren’t any more sensitive than conservatives. I’m rambling…. My advice is if you are so upset by my disrespect for you, I’d see my name and just skip my comments because you might appear from time to time. I kinda wonder how you could both have the time to write all your many stylized comments and monitor the entire site for anything I might say about you to SOMEONE ELSE. You are so continually, professionally, smartly annoying to me.

Don’t tell me what to do or I’m gonna tell mom. Mom!!!

I’m sorry, asked you what about pop culture? Part of the reason you are annoying is most of your very many references fall flat. No one here has ever made so many obscure references to TV and movies that absolutely mean nothing to me. Obviously, your references are designed to be amusing and entertaining and funny and sassy, not to educate so why would I be asking you about your stuff that I’ve never heard of? It’s kinda like asking someone to explain their jokes. I don’t care about what you know.

The rest of your rhetoric, yes, you are so now well adjusted and I’m so bad in every way you outline and we’re all so glad that you are now so wonderful and a generally nice person and so good at being a pissed off attack bitch when you and your entire existence has been disrespected and blah blah blah. I often enjoy listening to myself talk and clearly you do the same. Is there a rough draft of all this that’s twice as long? Cause we’d really like to read some more of what you have to say. I’m betting there will be more psychological accusations and that I need help and medication sorting out all my non well adjustedness. Cheers!

Bitch I don’t give a low country boil fuck if you don’t like me, my references, my posts or any other thing under the sun. At least you finally had the balls to direct a post to me instead of taking indirect shots at me. You want everyone to be as angry and as bitter as you are, and sweetie, that just isn’t my bag. I don’t have to be negative to be funny, entertaining or interesting. But just because I’m a generally nice person it doesn’t mean I can’t get in the gutter and get my bitch on. So what you’re not going to do is continue to disrespect me when I have done nothing to you and think that shit is going to fly. Because it won’t. Leave me the fuck alone and I’ll be happy to do the same to you. As I have been doing for the last two years. Unlike you, I manage to be mature enough to ignore people I dislike. Perhaps you missed that life lesson when you were busy lamenting days gone by, and calling people assholes because they don’t share your negative worldview.

Don’t worry about my shade. Worry about your unending darkness.

And I have a great memory. Pop culture has been a part of my life for a long time, for various reasons. And in case you haven’t noticed, pop culture has always been a huge part of LGBTQ culture. Instead of slamming me for that you could’ve inquired about it. But you’d rather attack things and people you don’t understand rather than put forth an effort to learn something. It’s whatever. Retaining and recovering knowledge, events and memories isn’t difficult for me. I’m sorry you can’t say the same. What’s really hilarious is how it’s not okay for me to reference things from the past, but you stay talking about how good it was in the olden days, and using that as an excuse to disregard the opinions of others. Do as I say, not as I do. Thankfully, as a well-adjusted adult, I no longer allow other people to dictate the things I do and say. I grew out of that mentality in college.

Me from the dead? It’s no surprise that you annoy me, too. And I don’t care if most folks here love you and your exhaustive references to pop culture and clever writing style. I’d rather have my few fans who are here for the substance over yours who are here for the window dressing. Like I always say, you do have a vivid imagination. LOL!

PS I’d rather talk trash than cause diahbeetus. When you throw shade it’s always nuanced hair splitting still happy go lucky bullshit. I’d rather be simple and to the point since I am simple.

PSS Where have you found the time to be so familiar with the entirety of popular culture? One would literally have to watch every TV show and movie from the past 50 years or more to throw in all your obscure actor and character references. Maybe you’re a librarian at the National Pop Culture museum so at least you get paid for all your assimilation.

Said the heathens, henny.