He looked terrible on Helix. His face lost too much muscle and it made him look all gaunt.

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“his closet turns 22”

Dead.

I don’t think Billy has aged that roughly… I think it’s the roles he’s being cast in; he is almost 60, by the by. And we’ll always have Dr Jon and the Tales of Two Mice…

I wouldn’t turn down Stellan either. Mamma Mia!

So glad to feel the Adam love. He’s hotter than most people give him credit for. They usually see him more quirky.

I’m all for Tupper ware-ing that ass out. I think they broke up this year. It doesn’t seem like she can keep a man longer than few years. Wonder why…

Damn, I can’t believe Once and Again was that long ago. Shane West turns forty this year (and his closet turns 22). I haven’t seen Billy’s fine (but roughly aged) ass since Helix.

I saw an interview with Pere Skarsgård and he said he was pretty much a hippy from the get-go and never wore clothes around the house, even when the kids had friends over. And you know all of the boys in that family are, like, six-and-a-half-feet tall, so… I’m just sayin’…

Adam looked SO fuckin’ hot with that lumbersexual beard. I hated when they made him shave it to try and re-connect with his cold-fish wifey.

James Tupper could fall out of a tree any day for me. And who hasn’t caught the scent of tail and thought “I bet that bitch is CRAZY in the sack!” before realising she cray-cray 24/7?

Nordling will always be linked to “Once and Again” because it reminds me of Billy and I get an erection AND all the feels.

Alexander can get it all day every day. I have no shame admitting there were moments during that controversial scene in “Straw Dogs” where I’m like “It’s Alexander! Girl, stopping acting like you didn’t want that dick again because you’re pretending you really love your husband.” Adam has been lowkey hot since his days on “Boy Meets World.” And “David Clarke” can have some too, even though he destroyed his marriage to bang Anne Heche, which reveals terrible decision-making skills and hints at mental instability. Jeffrey Nordling is a maybe, but only if he goes back to his “24” look and not the Nashville nonsense.

I’m sure you already know Alexander was fully naked in that True Blood scene where fae-drugged Eric is tanning on the mountain.

LMAO…. My brain processed this as “Big Little Lies” and I was thinking, “Well, yeah… Alexander and Adam for sure, especially since I have the feeing that the prosthetic cock for the tennis racket scene was only used to prevent injury, not to enhance what’s already there, but I don’t know that I’m ready for Nic and Reese tossing the—–OH, wait. The country group.”