Mark Long sat on that dick for a very brief moment….LOL

Is he? Yes, Daddy vs. Daddy!

Pampers ain’t cheap. Neither is college.

Do you think Bridger’s ever going to return?

Isn’t Bridger on Baby Daddy duty? Princeton and Ryan would be obvious choices. Dean would’ve been fun (I once said they should tie in their two “daddy” vids), Steve, Dante, it’s a long list.

When is Dean getting up in there? Where’s Bridger? Get Spencer’s up in there ASAP!

And the bottom is giving Eminem circa 2002 teas with that awful hair.

Her look is very “Cleanin’ Out My Closet.”
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You’re right, and I’m baffled. Baffled, I say!! How could a week that saw Koldo Goran and Tomas Brand on a Monday, not to mention Colt, Quinn, Beau, and XL on a SUNDAY, turn out to be a crap week?? Even Chaosmen had a hardcore Monday update, although I wasn’t sure how I felt about it, and I guess that was a sign of things to come. Tomas Brand and Mark Long can almost make my week by themselves. But the whole rest of the week was flooded with junk I wish wasn’t there, like any Simpsons season after the first ten.

I also realized by Monday night that it was kind of a Nielsen Sweeps weekend for porn. Multiple major cities with local Monday holidays combined with people filing taxes meant that porn producers were basically trying to export November’s Cyber Monday to April. How much longer will it be before Tax Day gets its own cute nickname, I wonder (since the phrase Tax Day hardly inspires binge spending). It’s somewhat sabotaged by not being the same weekday every year and by the fact that late filers don’t actually see the money on a predictable day.