Thank you! I kept thinking he reminded me of someone.

That writeup was practically a “Dear John Joanne” letter. The only thing missing was an “It’s not me, it’s you” statement at the end.

This recap of the writeup is EVERYTHING.

That’s sad.

All the write ups are unnecessary.

You know he was salty he couldn’t spin the “And he has a thing for older men” line.

Usually Bryan’s write-ups are cringeworthy

This one was somehow simultaneously cringeworthy and amusing for all the reasons you mentioned.

Bryan sounds hurt and shit. Like I flew him out, drove to pick him up, and when I tried to get some he looked at me and said he wanted half, so I drove him back and that bitch was texting his next sugar-daddy the entire time. Hehe

Ooooh, with the musical soundtrack documenting the time period of the disappearance.

I really don’t know much about Adam Gomez…We met at a central location…

This reads like the makings of an episode of SVU, 48Hrs, or a Lifetime movie. Shouldn’t you know much about these models you’re flying in across the country? Models you’re driving around town, and taking to your studio? Do you not watch the news? Did you not take heed of your former boss Sean Cody having two convicted murderers on his model roster?

and then when I returned him it was quite a drive from where the studio is located.

This sounds like he’s returning a scarf to Macy’s. I can’t.

I was pretty much a ride share driver. Which is his primary form of transportation, so understandable.

So basically Adam is doing porn for coins and car rides. Cool.

He is a Texas boy, and is into men. He likes hiking, working out, and Rupaul’s Drag Race.

The shade is real.

At first I thought this would be the friend Layne was going to fuck. Now I can’t help but think this was some trick who Bryan tried to “Pretty Woman” and it backfired. That passive-aggressiveness was there for a reason.

lol — I was thinking Without a Trace.

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Sounds like Bryan doesn’t like him from the wright up. Which is weird because it’s his site so he has direct choice of the models?? I’m confussed

I agree. I wouldn’t complain if they replaced serviced video with a full sex scene. But with another solo? And Bryan wonders why less people are paying for his content

I’m totally fine with doing away with the serviced videos. But let’s replace them with a sex scene, not another pointless solo!