That’s because you use them as wet naps.

Mine still smell like gain dryer sheets even after I throw down.

Mine is only messy after I throw down. But yours stays mossy.

But its not messy like yours. Comment still pending sis?

Quick and Easy like your colon on payday.

I told you I ran this place. My comments are going through quick and easy. Sorta like man slipping his 10 inch python inside of you.

My reply is pending. Just so you know I’m DJ Qwik with those bars. Barbz.

I already know you run that Whore Boutique. That ain’t breaking news. Call me when your “spa” passes your health department inspection. That’ll be news. Qween, you’re free to abdicate anytime. Like Ms. Turner, I left my throne for over a decade and returned to nobody sitting in it. Nico can stay, but his girlfriend has to bounce.

Some people can’t be loved. Because they’re damaged. You know how that goes. Because you’ve lived that life. Still living it. Asher needs to move on and get in that gay threeway. He wants it bad.

That’s so nice someone got you some boxed one, Mrs. Paul’s shrimp and Quaker Oats Five Minute Grits for your born day. That so much nicer than taking you out to a real restaurant. But s/he probably didn’t want to intrude on your celebration with the roaches you hired to help you blow out your candles. A belated happy birthday to you, Ms. Jackson. And many whore.

Oh so now you think you’re Pusha T? Well bitch if Drake runs the 6 then I run WB. A queen knows when to call it quits. I refuse to get grimy with someone who has nothing to lose. I don’t watch Younger, but I do want Nico to take full control of me.

She’s a smart woman that comes from a damaged family. Not to mention the man she was gonna marry, was cheating on her with other menz. Asher just wants to love her and be loved. He’ll be black. And no I didn’t misspell that.

I’m skipping that episode. It’s the first episode and so I’ll wait for the second one.

Acutally I’m eating shrimp and grits and drinking merlot that a friend got me for my birthday. Enjoy your can of….. whatever struggle people eat.

You keep playing with me like you don’t know what’s going to happen. Just like you keep playing with your age like you’re Sutton Foster on Younger.

I’d check some of those labels, cuz Ms. Thing like to front on her past and her thieving family. I felt bad for Asher’s fat ass. It’s deprived. I was going to watch Family Feud, but I can’t with Kanye and both sides of his family.

No, “barley getting by” is how you live. Because your ass lives on grains. You’re probably eating a bowl of white rice right now that you stole from someone’s Chinese food lunch on Friday.

Fuck you bitch! Dammit! I hate that I don’t have a clever response for that ass. Being a young Queen can be stressful sometimes. You obviously can’t relate. You forgot, also dresses like a fashionista. The clothes be on point. I felt bad for Asher sensitive ass though. God September needs to hurry up so all my favorite shows can return. I’ll be getting my life from Claws, Big Brother, and Celebrity Family Feud though. Jamie Foxx little game show is cute too.

Just because your bank status is good and you have a couple of dollars on your checkings, that doesn’t mean it’s positive. It’s called barley getting by.

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I didn’t know Madison Ave gave diplomas to their streetwalkers. That’s great. It’s also wonderful you went to a Historically Hood College to get your B.S. (Banjee of Science). Not sure what you can do with those credentials, but you’ll make it work. Or twerk. Whatevs. A Young Michaela? So you’re a murderer who cheats on your White boyfriend? #Goals

My bank account is the reverse of my status: positive.

Now look here hoe. Don’t play me like a dummy. I graduated from Madison high school and went to HCC for a few years before getting my credits transfered to a better college (UH) and now I’m studying law. My boss is a very intelligent black woman. She reminds me of a young Annalise and I think I’m a younger Michaela. With better taste in men.

Just make sure you tell him about your status… at the bank and sexual status. And if he’s still down, to get down and dirty, don’t forget to take your penicillin. 😘

So bitter. I have a fancy desk job, and my pay can cover my rent and yours. That Walmart shade was cute though.

I totally believe that. You bought some Degree from Safeway for $2.70 and the anti-perspirant kept you from sweating profusely while you were sucking CEO cock during your interview. Keep bagging those mens’…groceries.

No thank you. I already have plans to get some Sunny D. And he won’t be light…skinned.

Hunnie, my degree got me this desk job. The only thing i’m bagging are men. It’s a Saturday, got get you some sun, hun.

Yes, girl, and I’m sure you spend half your day on top of that desk on your beck. The other half you spend under it on your knees. Get that money, sis.

Bitch just because your Walmart greeter job ends at noon doesn’t mean the rest of us have jobs that allow for all that free time.