I prefer my 40s/50s guys to be manly. Muscular or beefy.

Hey, people do questionable things for a fix. Zach knows from that.

She cute, but I don’t do recovering coke heads.

No, they usually don’t find that true happiness until they land a man. You’re probably thinking of Nora Ephron.

But anything that incorporate a man’s name can’t be bad for you.

That sounds like the saddest Nicholas Sparks movie ever.

I like your perviness lol and no problem

I keep forgetting I have to trademark my shit ’round these parts.

The shirt and tie can be taken off, but the years and life experience can’t.

And this is why we exfoliate, moisturize and use sunscreen. And if you’re Ms. Elektra Abundance, you also incorporate Pond’s Cold Cream.

Don’t date where you work. Or where you go to school. Or where you eat regularly. Or where you do your banking. Especially that last one. All it takes is a disgruntled ex and a few keystrokes to have all your financials fucked up.

Probably two or three. But it seems like only yesterday we were reading each other for alley filth. It probably was yesterday. Your sense is that I’m semi quiet and fix computers? I guess there is some truth to both of those things.

So the hot pink shirt with the black tie wasn’t a deal breaker, but his age was? Yes, you be crazy.

Bitch, I hate you soooo much! LMAO. And what about my comments today made you think I was this worn-out gentleman?

And more importantly, did you try to snag those digits?

He is. That’s part of the running gag. But I would definitely look for clips from the “Soup Nazi” episode. The way they have to order is a perfect illustration of what you described.

I was making a joke. I got your point.

Wooosh. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2b2328094aec4df44dcd157e306d55f0c1cb47aa93c5ac253765ac94e41149ac.png

Holy shit, you’re right

I can’t remrmber if it was one of his vids or on this blog that it was talked about.

Lol. I loved that episode. Alyssa was living for that impersonation.

Why am I getting an image of Jerry & Co. trying to order soup from Yev Kassem?

Which is why they use him in the first place. Being controversial is a reliable way to advertise your product.

That’s what i don’t get, he has written some bad stuff about MG owned studios but they will probably still pay for that award show, just like they did last year.

You suck, Im thinking you knew what you were talking about Lol

Damn it. I should’ve wrote “check your prostate.”