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Notice the 2 🕸️ tats?

My fault. I forgot, you only call me a bitch when your beating that dick, thinking about me handling that Cuban Missile Crisis. And I think you mean “poppin’ like Rice Crispies.” Just add milk.

I don’t know that song and the title sounds stupid.

I never called you a bitch. I actually look younger than my age, my hairline is poppin like firecrackers on the 4th of July.

Ice Box was the shit 12 years ago though.

No Daddy, you started with that “Bitch, you can count” comment you tried to walk back. Just because your age is 26 but your hairline is 46, it doesn’t mean that’s my life. I keeps it natural and 100. Because I can.

They do a fabulous Lip Sync to “We Are Family.”

Scraps, you responded to me, not the other way around. Turn the air on to keep your faux curls intact papi.

*Their* As in him and Omarion.

Look, this heat is trying to fuck with my curls, so I’m not about to bother trying to read your attention starved ass.

Her drag name is “Sister Sister.”

Good thing for me I stick with the B in lgbt. Or just mess around with women. Benadryl helps me sleep at night – thanks for your concern.

Nothing about Marques Houston is straight. He’s more crooked than politicians.

Yeah, that numerology only works if you’re fucking women or other bi men. But whatever you have to think to get yourself to sleep at night.

Why? His straight porn scenes aren’t that bad.

Luckily for me, I go by bi years. 26 in bi years is still young.

Marques Houston? My condolences, I hope they lock that rapist – Chris Stokes away.

I’m young…

Keep telling yourself that. In gay years you’ve already aged out.

And if I am sometimes Immature, my excuse is I’m really Marques Houston.

I’m young, what’s your excuse?

You always have to take it there. So immature.

Relax that hole, you don’t have to assume any positions with me. #Metoo?

WEll he does have a bottoming scene coming up so just be patient