He was 22 in early 2013, he is at least 27, more than likely 28. He is still quite handsome, but hardly a twink any more. Actually according to Wikipedia twink death occurs at 22, bumping that even as far as 25 he is still well beyond the sell by date.

It’s trash and stupid and an insult to the movie in so many ways. But I started it and I’m weirdly compelled to finish it.

In the second or third episode one of the Heathers says another girl looks like “If Jim Henson made one more Muppet before he died.” That’s what your comment reminded me of.

Lol. Goons make me swoon. Because sometimes I think I’m still in college. His face does have “character” but I think it works. Usually guys that tall have some sort of face issue.

And a Muppet joke? You watched the “Heathers” tv series this week, didn’t you?

That explains why Ganondorf keeps showing up and making trouble.

Shhhh! They just think those are dollars, they have been paying in rupees for the longest.

I actually didn’t. I watched the Pilot weeks ago, realized that it wasn’t for me, and just watched the last 10 minutes of the finale.

Actually it’s all part of a money laundering scheme. The author gets paid only in lesbian dollars.

It’s just staggeringly painful that anyone that gauche is paid by gay dollars.

The Muppet-like Michael Cera face hasn’t gotten to you yet. I was all on the Jhands train when he showed up, but the more that I look at that mug, I settle into the fact that he’s joining the goonishly handsome pantheon of tops.

I’m not sure who is responsible for those writeups. I originally thought it was that lady Taylor, but I think someone says she only does the Helix books, not the writeups.

LOL @ the write up, it really is obnoxious. That HAD to be Max’s thirsty handy work. Just now watched the trailer, if they had used any stronger filters the models would have blended into the bed spread. Most of the way through it Johnny’s gorgeous mug is almost invisible. I’d say Andy’s closeup days are numbered.

I think an intervention is needed stat. Johnny is wasting his youth and talent on this mess. I wish Corbin Fisher wasn’t so financially constipated, this guy would look amazing pounding Max’s bubble butt. Elian would love a crack at the title too. NDS could use his talents too, He would look stellar up Connor Halsted’s ass, or he could break the internet and ride Spencer Laval. SO much potential being cock blocked by a bunch of aging teen queens.

Unless they pull out from their archives. I miss Bastian hart

Now what is sexy? JHands. All day every day. A tall, refreshing drink of sparkling water with a boysenberry and gin twist. I’m already well hydrated and Johnny still makes me fell parched.

Eh Dylan is pretty cute to me
Agree on the other 2 though

Agreed, Connor has also been one of my favorites, I got hooked on him when he sat on Tyler Torro’s dick. Sadly, Tyler the little prick escaped without a dick in him.

Andy is gorgeous, one of the most angelic faces in gay porn. His scene on The Casting Couch was so full of awe shucks, it ALMOST made it hard to watch him get fucked – like watching Bambi get mounted by a bull. Despite his bad hair choices, he has always been hot.

I have my own selfish agenda wishing he’d leave Helix and bring Johnny Hands with him. Even when I WAS actually in that age group I wasn’t into guys that look as if they are locked into puberty I’d love to see them both over at NDS, CockyBoys or Falcon.

Unfortunately with Helix the odds aren’t in his favor

This. Johnny is hot. Andy is .. not.

Andy is still cute and has managed to be in the biz for several years without looking washed out and run through. Not many can say that, especially twinks. But I agree, that look needs an update.

Connor doesn’t get the credit he deserves. He came a long way from the bleach blond semi-trade who was at Dominic Ford. And the guy could actually act and carry dialogue.