I did have a super-hot Uber driver in LA a couple years back who was very flirty/suggestive. Despite the hotness something about him seemed off. Like it wouldn’t end well. Don’t mind that scenario in porn or fiction but not IRL, thanks very much. But it was very tempting.

I feel like the moment passed for him years ago. This is now like watching a massage therapist who really dreads his work and hasn’t figured out what the next step is. I’m starting to read what I can only describe as a resentment in his scenes. It is not sexy.

I can’t speak for him, just saying what I see. I am sure he is way over the ridiculous story lines – I mean if it is painful for us to watch I can only imagine what it’s like to have to say the words. This particular story line – on the heals of the Uber driver trying to solicit sex in exchange for a ride.. lol talk about life imitating art.

Dude I’m gay, and if someone pulled this shit on me I don’t even care how cute he was I’d be filing charges. I don’t see stalkers as sexy. These fools need mental help.

Amen. I don’t even see him as a sexual being anymore. The knack of good porn is finding a way to convey the literal heat of two people touching and represent that in some visual way. The strength in a grip, forehead against forehead, lips pressed to ears intoning desire and intention, the visual sense of one body bearing down on another. Diego is like an incubus who sucks all the life and energy out of the scene and feeds on it somewhere in private. I think you’re right, he’s bored and can only phone it in. Doesn’t he have any kinks or fetishes at all that he could tap into?

His IAFD lists 146 scenes, and I KNOW that is incomplete. Of those, they list 7 bottom scenes but I think they have that wrong too. He was mesmerizing as a bottom. I miss that.

He is undeniably gorgeous, even in this horrific “Shia Lebeouf” type “I seem to have dropped my basket” kinda mess. Seeing him this way is almost physically painful. He is obviously trying to express himself, but damned if I can figure out what he is trying to say.

If I had to guess I’d say he is coming to some kind of crossroads, and I wish him well. I feel like there is a story there, I’d rather see him take some time away and write that.

It isn’t that I don’t have love for Diego, but it’s more a platonic kinda thing now, a fond memory. When you are in porn, and you (or your busted ass mate) decide to close off an entire aspect of your performance in porn – you already placed a limit on your shelf life like it or don’t.

I am astounded the hierarchy of Men has allowed this to trail on this long, there are only so many physical positions and MEN for that matter for one man to fuck. He has done them all a dozen times. If turning into a human hair shrub is some kind of swan song, all I can say is –

So much for going out on top. Pun intended.

Diego should have toddled off to the production end of things 2 years ago already. To continue to use him like this is just plain arduous. It’s worse than “Groundhog Day”, at least that was a movie with an end.

I have seen this man in every iteration of his being, from smooth muscle boy to the Wookiee lookin mess in this scene. To say the thrill is gone.. well that ship sailed when he closed his back door for me.

Enough already. You want to get all artsy fartsy, go rent an artists loft and go ham on it. It’s clear you are as bored as the rest of us.

I basically say the same thing with Hitchcock and Cole Porter.

I’m late to the ball, but I invite you to check out my Hitchcock/Cole Porter cold take…

She a mess.

Ummmmm Kit…yum!

NOOOOOOO!!!1

full of dingleberries for sure

He needs to shave his taint right now

Apart from being 1000th time in a row? -__-