Too bad Devon has ZERO personality. What’s the point of having such a humongous dick but not having the bad-ass personality to slap up a bitch with it and then fuck him up and down all over the room?

But is it organic and locally sourced?

Devon has been looking really good lately. I think it’s because he’s thicker than he used to be. And I have to say, that pipe of his is pretty beautiful. Sometimes those huge ones aren’t the dicks you’d see winning a beauty contest. Like you know how when people grow those huge pumpkins or gourds and they end up looking all misshapen or flat out busted? Not Devon. Look at the symmetry. The silkiness. Not a blemish to be found. He must rub that thing in all sorts of secret Old World lotions and potions. Or maybe it’s just the assjuice.